Shoutout to Louisiana for having the #1 worst baseball team name of all time.
Like I understand where they’re coming from logically. Louisiana is well known for Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is well known for king cakes. King cakes are well known for having tiny plastic baby choking hazards in them to find. But fucking Baby Cakes?
hey what do you mean plastic babies in cake.
Fun fact! While many Louisianans (including myself) will deny this vehemently, Mardi Gras actually originated in Alabama (we deny this because fuck those guys). Along with the traditions of parades, beads, and general shenaniganary, the king cake originated with the original Mardi Gras celebrations. The cakes used to be less of a social and more of a familial treat, and women would save baby teeth (assuming there were babies in the family losing teeth around that time) to bake into king cakes- usually one or two per cake. It was considered good luck to get a slice of cake with a baby tooth in it, and you’d be considered better prepared for the upcoming month of Lent. Over time, the cakes became more ovular with a hole in the middle, and as Mardi Gras became more widespread, migrated to Louisiana, and a more public celebration, the teeth were replaced with plastic babies. So that’s why we have tiny plastic choking hazard fake babies in our wildly popular Mardi Gras cakes. Which for some reason we named a baseball team after.
hey what
TO BE FAIR!!!! I NEVER ATE A TOOTH!!!!!! THAT WAS THE ALABAMA GUYS!!!!!!!!!
hi! what!
Networking win!
every once in a while my mutuals will dm me and be like “can you help me with lying about something” and its awesome
This is your legacy now. And honestly there are worse legacies to have
