seidmadr-secrets:

beepost-generator:

valtsv:

loyalshipper:

valtsv:

valtsv:

valtsv:

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

Tags from @/got-no-skill which say "#popular misconception #it's actually illegal to die in Svalbard so any men going to die there are turned away and forced to go somewhere less polar #it's really annoying".ALT

wait fr

Screenshot of an excerpt from an article which says "In fact, it's illegal and has been since 1950 and it is because Longyearbyen is so cold that bodies do not even decompose in cemeteries due to permafrost interfering with the decomposition process and allowing for dead bodies to stay completely intact in cemeteries."ALT

oh my god

men when they die in svalbard

A skeleton in a jail cell.ALT

and waste fresh meat???

I didn’t think that it would be more wild, but it is. Terrifying.

Oh yes. The graveyard is quarantined.

Longyearbyen has some other nice laws, such as it being illegal to lock the doors of houses and cars (so that people can escape polar bears), or it being illegal to leave the town without firearms (so that people can defend themselves from polar bears.)

Is a pretty cool place.