The reason Joseph knew Mary didn’t cheat on him is because he knew Mary was Trans and she was begging to god for Joseph to get her pregnant and god helped a bad bitch out
Mary was a trans woman
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seriously though this has been something i unironically can get behind. biblically, it tracks. there are other instances of miraculous pregnancies and they are all women unable to conceive(mostly being too old) but if Mary was cis the miracle is kinda minor compared to the others. Mary being given holy bottom surgery, on the other hand, is a miracle that will actually get the neighbors talking
Creating a new sext of Christianity lets go, we are throwing out all the shitty parts