so ya boi has been super depressed, like clinically, for way longer than usual and it led to me heading down to the local psych urgent care for an evaluation today
During the eval, which was over zoom, the person assessing me asked me if I keep any “gods or ancestral gods” in the house.
I’m thinking “weird question for a psych eval, but okay sure”, and I get about two sentences into describing my weird pagan ways before she leans into her screen and says “GUNS. Do you keep any G U N S or have ACCESS TO GUNS in the house.”
so that’s probably the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently
Own a god for home defense, since that’s what the ancient mages intended.