dale cooper with a conspiracy theory podcast: listeners what plagues me most about the loch ness monster is not the question of her existence but the loneliness of it. to what end does she roam the depths of those waters…….beautiful and tormented……………if a creature cries out in the anguish of solitude but no one is around to believe it, does it make a sound…………..today’s episode is sponsored by NordVPN. they got an end-to-end encryption that’ll kill ya