Kitten. Kitten, listen to daddy. You’re gonna drop this rifle. No, I know, I told them about your demands, your new Chanel choker is on its way. Please just- no, no I know that… (whispering to myself) fuck I should’ve checked your reading comprehension before making you read The Capital, I’m deleting tiktok from your phone when this is all over. (louder) I know the 1% is the reason you can’t have wetfood, but listen to me. This guy is just working at the front desk. He’s not a “class traitor” he has a family to feed and a terrible job. Yes even at a bank. He -oh you have your own discord kitten too? See? How would you feel if daddy got shot by someone at the glue factory? You don’t want a kitten to be left without her daddy. Think about it kitten… You can still get away with it if there’s no blood. Just..Yeah, like that, put down the gun, slowly…There there. Yes I know, I know you’re sorry. It’s okay, I know where you’re coming from, yes, yes. I’ll play Genshin with you and you’ll fall asleep on my lap, and we’ll talk about this tomorrow, okay? (whispering to my assistant) call the vet I’m fucking neutering that bitch
