“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off. flawless
“Friends, enemies, and those still under review”
“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective.
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers” <- qualifies as vintage
“Y'all” <- y'all
“hey fuckers” - casual, ambiguous
“attention, freaks. It’s me.” -dhmis quote