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making eggs and im so tempted to just. like. crack an egg directly into my mouth. i wanna know what raw egg tastes like

i gotta get the eggs back out hold on for two seconds

wait is this gonna give me salmonella

im gonna do it anyways. i cant imagine this will end well but here goes my dignity

not good

if this fucking post becomes my legacy im dropping off the face of the earth