the-gnomish-bastard:

villainessbian:

the-gnomish-bastard:

villainessbian:

if I were a waitress I’d have a hard time because instead of saying “can I top you?” to women when their glass is nearly empty I’d ask “wanna take me home and make me your bitch?” and then th

Some of you fuckers need to learn self control

I need to be controlled by a woman

“Then get married!” Answered the 70 year old conservative man.