A retro tv begins to play an odd advertisement
“Are you someone in need of a little help? Have you or a loved one failed to phisically, socially, or mentally adapt to a situation? Are you a rouge manmade creation who n-e-eeeeeeeee”
The ad glitches and gets staticy, before turning back
“-n adaptability drive! Easily installed in anyone with a mod slot in their brain and chest, allows you to change your body, equipment, and even sometimes your mind to fit in new situations!”
“By attaching a "core” item to your driver’s core slot that’s related to your situation, you can easily unlock a new skill set and stat chart!“
"So order today! And, for the next week, those who order now will be put into our exclusive "formless” program! Brought to you by The- [Static] -esearch institute"
can i eat it