I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
Pulling a rabbit out of a cat instead of a hat.
HEY ASSHOLE I CAUGHT AND ATE THAT RABBIT FAIR AND SQUARE
THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE A BOWTIE!?
I ALSO EAT BOWTIES, WHAT’S IT TO YOU?!
IT FITS THE RABBIT PERFECTLY!
I EAT ALL KINDS OF BOWTIES. HUMAN BOWTIES, RABBIT BOWTIES, DRAGON BOWTIES, ROBOT BOWTIES, I EVEN ATE A GOD BOWTIE ONCE. I’LL EAT WHATRVER BOWTIES I WANT
ILL EAY YOU
😳
YOU AIN’T SAFE JUST CAUSE YOU A MIMIC
I’m a vampire now. I’ve altered my being since we last met for the a e s t h e t i c
Hohohohoho! There’s a reason this is called a wooden stake… cause you about to be the fuckin steak!
*eats the stake*
*straight up bites one of your fingers off*
Owie. Bad tiny Santa.
I SAID I’D DO IT
Now I’m gonna have to find more fingers. Happy?