glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
:)
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
because i dont hate myself im putting a time limit on this. if this post hits 200k by the end of august 2023, THEN i will eat this post. you have my word
so you all tried to get me to see my own demise via a rube goldberg device of my own hubris but were unable to in the time provided
however.
i love chaos. so im giving tumblr ONE MORE WEEK to see if you losers can prove me wrong because i genuinely dont believe you can. you have until midnight EST on september 7th to get this post to 200k. after that youre shit outta luck and i may turn off reblogs out of spite and self preservation
