myconetted:

myconetted:

myconetted:

would someone buy me an infrared thermometer for no good reason at all? i really want one but i just came up with a quota for impulse purchases and i’ve already far surpassed it

and the award goes to @nthfunct for amazing commitment to the bit. eta september 8 !!! i’m gonna use it to measure bugso and also the hoods of various cars. and surfaces.

HAHAHA GET MEASURED IDIOT

bugso turning to look at the IR thermometer while i take his temperature with it. it reads 24.4°CALT

his fur is the same temperature as my phone …