cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

the-locked-chussy:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

cthulhus-left-testicle:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

cthulhus-left-testicle:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

oh so when a so-called “ARCHAEOLOGIST” goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled “MUSEUMS” it’s all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-

Bro if I die you can raid my tomb

thank you so much! you wouldn’t have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD’S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?

Nah bro you’re cool

sweet! now if you’ll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:

Yessiree

hey what’s your name there