akesi-waso-deactivated20231117:

cannibalchicken:

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Me: babe i’m lost

Me: in tunnels under lawn

Wife: Wearing your helmet babe?

Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :)

Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;)

Me: 👷‍♂️👍

Me: i cant hear u digging babe

Wife: It was a big coin😳

Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*ALT

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