- Ice is a mineral
- Ice is a rock
- It’s not even “technically”: most ice in the universe is solid as any other rock
- Water is molten ice
- Water is molten rock
- We’re full of molten rock
- We can only live where it’s hot enough to keep our rock molten
- We have giant pumps inside us to keep the molten rock flowing
- We keep most of the other things we need to live dissolved in our molten rock for safe keeping
- (most things dissolve in molten rock after all, it’s molten rock)
- We have to regularly refill our molten rock supplies
- God I love science
Humans are space orcs.