iwillsithereandtrytocontribute:
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“greetings, whore”
“[fortnite dances]”
[silent nod]
[attack crouch]
[wierd noise]
[wierd noise back]
“where’s the fucking cheese?”
“the dog ate it.”
*start hitting each other as greetings*
“asshole”
“bitch”
“k I’m getting food do u want any”
“yeah”
*after not seeing each other for months*
“Hey, guess what?”
“What?”
“You’re ugly”
“Thanks”
“I’m home biiiiiitch!”
“Fuck you and welcome back.”
“I see the poison failed.”
“try harder next time.”“Why aren’t you answering my texts asshole?!”
“I blocked you three months ago because you kept sending me One Direction memes.”
“Hey dude”
“‘Sup bitch”
“I’m dying”
“Me too!”
“Alright have a nice day love you”
“Same”
*demonic screech*
“Fuck you”
*bursts through the door*
“What the fuck?”
“Feed the dog.” * wiggles back from wence I came.
*sends a single text*
“Why the fuck are you talking to me”
“Idk why did you talk back”
“Fair. wanna play a game”
“Yea okay”
“Yo. Wanna play kingdom hearts”
“no. Fire that shit up”
“oi”
“I’m going to take a shower!”
“Try not to drown!”