log in your bog

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

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muckmagister:

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muckmagister:

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

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muckmagister:

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

muckmagister:

you did a shits on my property

no!!!!

its just a normal log!

a log with a frog, in fact.

oh. ok yeah that’s on me- assuming the worst

but hey now, a frog? fuck yeah

the frog on the log in the bog is now being chased by @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat (a dog)

you’ve got my watching from afar now, this is interesting stuff to say the least

The dog chasing the frog on the log in the bog has just found something shiny in the ground!

oooh well they can have if they want unless it’s cool then it’s mine unless they actually do want it and give me puppy dog eyes that’s typically my found treasure policy

It looks like the dog chasing the frog on the log in the bog has found a cog!

that is not at all standard bog treasure i have no idea what that’s doing here or what it’s for

Huh. Suddenly, the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog gets somewhat obscured. It seems there’s some fog!

fack shit- typical bog weather,, i’m trying to watch these events transpire from an unspecified distance away damnit

You can still somewhat see the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog through the fog, luckily.

my special move where i close my eyelids but only a little bit and then stick my head out and lean forward a bit also

Amazing!!! With this new sight, you can see another animal enter… there is now a hog chasing the dog with a cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog, obscured by fog!!!

w-why is there a hog now too?? this is honestly one of the situations of all time, just some absolute stuff happening right now

You are having trouble seeing the hog chasing the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog obscured by fog again! Perhaps you should get closer - maybe you should jog?

many thoughts are going through my mind at this,,

1. is this really worth exercising for? 2. what if the hog was just chasing the dog cause it wanted to know what was happening, and so by committing myself to chasing the hog i create another link in an ever growing chain of confusion 3. it’s like 11pm i’m tired i really don’t wanna jog rn

>:(

Fine then. As you wonder this while you jog to the hog chasing the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog, obscured by fog, you see something. You see… Peg Nog!!!!! (It quickly enters your mouth and makes you drink it)

aHH WUAH-

UAGHH OUAHGKH-

OUAAGGHK–

MWAHAHAHAHA