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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they’ll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they’re looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

they don’t want to “know you” they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

isnt even a joke btw if you’re autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i’m really sorry