the poppyplaytime joyville garten of banban style games influx started to annoy me awhile ago but then i started thinking of them as all being part of the same really fucked up universe where its just normal for kids attractions to end in horrible crimes against humanity and it became much funnier
kids in the 80s: aw yeah. did you hear they shut that toy factory down for using kids consciousness to make living toys? yeah thats crazy. hey anyway wanna get a slice of pizza at that new spot with the singing bear guy?
yeah sure let me just go to the vending machine for a horny soda infused with the souls of those sacrificed to resurrect the company founder’s son as a monstrous can
why is the soda horny. why did you make the soda horny