who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
One time I saw a guy walk out of a restaurant and throw his half finished soda on the ground and I picked it up and put it in the garbage to make him feel self conscious and with otherwise no visible reaction to me he got into his truck, pulled out of his parking lot, threw another half full soda out the window onto the same pavement and sped away and I realize he’s a giant sack of shit and yes littering is absolutely gross and childish but objectively that was the funniest I’ve ever been completely owned
Someone at Walmart parked on the firelane and left their basket in the firelane. I rolled it in front of their car before I walked inside.
I felt great joy seeing them have to get out and move it lol.
Put up your trash and please put the baskets in the thing meant for baskets.
Put up your trash and
please put the baskets in the
thing meant for baskets.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.