Prompt #229
“Sooo,” Henchman said, nodding at Villain as they awkwardly snuck a selfie. “Villain definitely started dating someone, right?”
“So it would seem,” Other Henchman said. “I don’t know any other reason they’d be so upbeat and spacey lately.”
“You think it’s one of the henchmen?”
“Oh gosh, I hope not. I’d never get over it if Villain settled for one of us and I didn’t even try.”
“Hero then?”
“That’s be even worse! That stuck up, over-demanding, preppy jerk doesn’t deserve Villain!”
“Alright,” Henchman said. “What’s you’re guess then?”