the-haiku-bot:

lermurmerer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

something i never hear mentioned about cursed monkey’s paws is that when the final finger curls up, you are then left with an angry monkey fist that proceeds to beat you to death

the last finger is the middle finger and curls devilishly slowly

the last finger is

the middle finger and curls

devilishly slowly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.