As you demand. Hello this is boobs inspector and after closely inspecting an ENORMOUS amount of art related to your GREAT persona I with IMMENSE confidence can congratulate you on successfuly passing the inspection.
Wait, I'm getting some glances from PR department.. what? Questions? I must ask a question?
Uhh uhhmmm
Oh! What's the name of that idle game you playing lately? Sorry I'm always distracted and can't remember it
PASSED?? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DEAR BOY? WE’RE IN THE CLEAR!
we interrupt this can can for a SPECIAL news bulletin:
be on the look out for an anon who’s been passing themselves off as a boobs inspector in order to obtain free boobs. that’s all for now.
FREEE BOOOBS???
maybe we oughta tell our anon about the phony impostor
YOU LOONY LOOFAH! THAT IS THE IMPOSTOR!
WE’VE BEEN DUPED!
duped!
BAMBOOZLED!
we’ve been smeckldorfed!
THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA!
LOOK AT THEM.
I BET THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR UNDERPANTS
i bet they bite whale bubbles
I BET THEIR MOM BOUGHT EM THOSE GLASSES
IF THAT IMPOSTOR WANTS BOOB PICTURES, THEN BY NEPTUNE WE’LL GIVE EM ONE
YOU’RE DANCIN WITH THE CRAB MAN NOW. JOIN ME BOY OR YOU’RE FIRED!
it doesn’t seem right…
but it feels so good
glitch effect. the gnarliest stuff in procreate
OH! HOLD ON. I GOT A JAR OF GOONING CAPTIONS IN ME OFFICE!
oops! i converted it into a webp!
WELL FISH IT OUT, AND I’LL CONVERT IT INTO AN AVIF!
i call it mouseboobsREAL.webp.avif
hereyouareanonenjoy
LISTEN! THEY SAW IT!
LOOK AT EM CHOKE!
ARRARARARARARAR
hahahahahahahahahahaha
LOOK AT EM SUFFER!
hahahahahahahahaha
we interrupt your laughter at other peoples’ expense to bring you this NEWS FLASH
the fake boobs inspector has been caught. here is his picture:
if a boobs inspector comes to your ask box and they’re not this guy, they’re real.
phew! that’s a relief, ay mr. krabs? i’m sure our anon will understand if we just explain the situation. then we can all have a good laugh about it!
I DON’T THINK THEY’LL BE LAUGHIN, BOY
why, sir?
BECAUSE THAT BOOBS PICTURE KILLED THEM!
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