Toys back then: Play with this cool action figure who has an accessory made of lead! (Uranium hat sold separately)
Toys now: SUMMON Oogly Boogly by using the NONTOXIC RED MARKER INK YOU GET FROM BREAKING OPEN A SHEEP SHAPED CONTAINER & say the MAGIC WORDS to make a PLUSHIE appear!!! And as a neat bonus, you get a plastic scroll to write in NONTOXIC BLOOD with that ALSO ACTS AS A CHECKLIST SO YOU CAN GUVE US MORE MONEEYYYYYYYY
Also here’s a bunch of legal text at the bottom of the commercial so you can’t sue us lol