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j-nor:

j-nor:

Had a dream Tumblr added a feature where you could chat with an ai like Snapchat did, except the chat bot’s persona was this 9 foot tall grotesque carrot-looking creature and it spent most conversations flirting with the person chatting in the creepiest way possible. Once you talked with this ai, who was called ‘The Lonley Man’ you would be able to chat with various other ai chatbots who were supposed to be his friends. These friends personas were all shaped vaguely like 'The Lonley Man’ with some changes in height and proportions, but they were all different colors. The black one was constantly pessimistic and also wrote lots of strange, nonsensical poetry, the green one didn’t answer any questions or respond to any prompts, it just occasionally dished out very threatening warnings about misbehaving. I woke up before I was able to chat with the other ones.

Artists rendition of the chatbot select screen from my dream:

A drawing of a web page featuring 9 profiles of ai bots to chat with. Text above the chat bot profiles reads: “CHAT WITH TUMBLRS VERY OWN BEST PRETEND FRIENDS.” Each chat bot profile has a word bubble next to it displaying the most recent message of that bot. The orange character’s (The Lonely Man) most recent message reads: “Nothing can last forever, except us... I can show you how ;))” The pink characters message is a lengthy keyboard smash. The black characters message reads: “Oh you wretched boy. Heart so empty a bullet could draw no blood.” The white characters message reads: “Why wont you answer me? What did I do? Hey?” The purple characters message reads: “I would never sell your data. Stop asking.” The blue characters message reads: “Dont trust these people ^w^” The red characters message reads: “Because life isn't supposed to make sense.” The green characters message reads: “Bad things happen to bad people. Bad things.” The yellow characters message reads: “They call me spicy elk. I wont say what they call you.”ALT