Walmart is rebranding to the Demon Forge
Walmart announces new product meant to kill
“The Flayer is the perfect remedy to a boring home life- it will help with chores around your house and it will slice you up lots”
There will be no security in Walmart. They trust you know their items hold no earthly value
It was found in a recent tomb. Yesterday
they need to seal the tomb. Now. the ancient prophecies fortold The Consequences.
The Consequences will be available for a limited time for only 17.99$!
this is just what OmegaMart is
