I’m afraid with the recent death, it’s without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I’ve narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking “red wine” when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don’t like.
Professor Acula, hand me that notepad
“I also think it’s Daniel. Fvack you Daniel.”
“Professor Acula, how has your doctorate been coming along? I might just have to start calling you Dr. Acula.”