So if a handsome twink kidnapped you and told you he'd only let you go if you could fit more human teeth in your mouth than him, and he provided the teeth, about how many do you think you could fit in?
Any teeth you naturally have don't count btw

blog-o-randomness:

My friend, you have made a terrible mistake. You have asked this of probably the only person on this website who collects human teeth as a hobby AND is trained in knife fighting.

I will wait for him to reveal the location of his tooth stash, then promptly beat the shit out of him (he’s a twink and I know how to stab people, it won’t be hard). Then I will steal his entire hoard of teeth and run off like the feral gremlin that I am.

He won’t even know what hit him.