I can't believe you're literally a nefarious wizard. you could have been a morally good wizard but nOOOOOO. problematic smh my head. (/j)
IT WAS ESPECIALLY PROBLEMATIC WHEN I HAD SENSUAL AND SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR MOTHER IN THE DEFAULT MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION (EXCEPT BECAUSE OF MY EVIL AND DUBIOUS MAGIC AND FUCKED UP AND EVIL BIOLOGY I AM VERY INFERTILE DESPITE HAVING UN OENIS (BECAUSE OF MAGIC BOTTOM SURGERY))
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And there’s our admission of guilt. You’re lucky I still can’t find a way out of this tower