cubesandstuff:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

in mindcraft when youre like auhh i fell and scraped my dick on the sidewalk i have to eat 13 steaks about it

auhh i fell 45 stories onto solid conk create the doctor prescribed a bunch of meats

auhh im burning to death and just fucking GOBBLING entire rotisserie chickens like my life depends on it

Me chugging my magma cube juice so I dont melt alive