ARE YOU THE FOUL WIZARD THAT HAS MADE ME.
Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it, bitch?
I HAVE MANY CHUNKS THAT I WILL TOSS AT YOU.
I have many goblins who will eat those chunks!
FUCK. THAT WAS MY ONLY PLAN.
What a stupid golem! You’re not a foul golem, you’re a fool golem! All the other golems are laughing at you!
Hey be nice that’s offensive to golems.
That was the intention, tongue box.
WE HAVEN’T BEEN CHESTS SINCE THE 230S! That’s it I’m making a callout post on my Wumblr.com (wizard Tumblr.com) have fun getting manceled. (Magic canceled)
I’ve been manceled since day 1, loot licker.
Oh yeah well
You’re a bastard. A gnomish bastard.
*Movie theme music begins to play*
*music halts*
No no no no, you’re not turning me into a franchise you box for brains.
THE GNOMISH BASTARD IN…
THE MIMICK LIMIT!
*THEME MUSIC RESUMES*
*MARKETABLE PLUSHIES BEING PRODUCED*
*SHIP FANFICS AND ART BETWEEN TNB AND HIS HAT BEING MADE*
By the gods, the urge to write those fics…
Don’t actually, I have been informed by a very angry gnome that the hat is his son. This is a major PR blunder please do not spread the word.
It’s already half done, no going back now.
No no no, no no no no please he will push me inside of the mimick incinerator I know he has one somewhere. I don’t have any proof or intel or word on that I’m just guessing he has an incinerator for me if I get too problematic. So please don’t please please please
Lil snippet….
This time it was the god of intimacy, and the gnome was preparing some “anti-attraction” potions, to combat the god’s powers.@the-gnomish-bastard and @the-gnomish-bastards-hat please stop them and have mercy upon my soul.
You dug your grave. Now lie in it.
Yep, yep, alright, I’m lying in it. Thomas the train was originally meant to eat human flesh to survive. The sky is purple but you can’t see it because you’re dumb. Cannons were invented by John cannon in 123. Spells are called that because teachers lobbied to get them called that to make elementary school children more excited about selling. I am not a lonely person, I have many friends.
I didn’t mean to cause a mental breakdown.
I really don’t believe you.
Good. I was lying.
Rule 1: The Gnome always lies.
Well, you didn’t cause a mental break down. You caused a mental break UP. Wait, that’s not even better. In fact, that sounds worse. It sounds like my mind is breaking apart. Which it very well may be.
I cast Tear Your Own Fucking Mind Apart!
Eegee beegee
Hlom