alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals:
alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals:
(LOTR theory) what happens if you slide the one ring on your dick? Like does it work like normal and turns you invisible and Sauron sees where you are, or does Sauron see exactly where you equipped the ring? Does he get disgusted? Is he into it? Does sliding it up and down count as ducking Sauron?
What the fuck went through your mind?
No no let them cook.
Maybe Sauron wouldn’t be so evil if he got that good dick
You, me, my place, pair of old typewriters, we cookin that fic like there’s no tommorow.
I’ll bring champagne and pizza