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All of DnD Apothecary’s soaps are harvested from ✨ethically sourced gelatinous cubes✨

I need you all to know that this was @its-voxid ‘s joke and he was so proud and thought it would blow up on tumblr so I need y’all to like it or reblog it to make my husband/shop “boss” happy

ethically sourced = slain by adventurers looking for bigger treasure when they didn’t realize the true treasure was the soap ingredients right in front of them