“Welcome to my new game show… ‘Can You Wizard?’ Where we take 3 ordinary people and quiz them on wizardry! Meet the contestants with us: Janet, Kevin, and Marcy! Tell us a bit about yourself Janet.”
“I-I don’t know where I am… I was on a train and now I’m here, I don’t kno-“
“That’s enough for you. Kevin! What do you like to do?”
“I just wanna go home, I haven’t seen my family in 3 weeks, please let me go!”
“Ha ha ha, hilarious. Marcy?”
*sounds of muffled sobbing*
“Brilliant!”
Where do I sign up?
“You don’t. If you’re watching this, you don’t classify as an ordinary person, and thus can’t participate.”