Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
Reading guide
- “Mr president” = me
- “The oval office” = my room
- “Their”, “masquito” = errors for comedic effect
Behind the scenes
This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard