Hey, tumblr? Sit with me a second. Tumblr? I know it’s a funny haha bit that all your updates are broken and unsolicited. It’s a good bit! Oh, how we laugh and laugh together.
But tumblr? Your new system for text formatting? Is the most shit ass clown-shoe-honking piece of nonsense garbage I have ever, ever, ever had the displeasure of interacting with and I am going to duel with a live possum i will swing at your face until you are mauled unto death Do you hear me tumblr
it should not be possible to fuck up text formatting. THIS BAD. How have you EVEN. DONE THIS.
THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN IN THE LAST WEEK OF TRYING TO SIMPLY upload text?? to this wackadoodle funhouse mirror fuckballoon of a website???? I am genuinely beyond words. i’m seeing red. I’m —flames. flames on the side of my face.
Xkit i’m begging you to purge this unholy ground of sin. give me a third-party extension that’s just a button to light a thousand fires in the tumblr factory. slam dunk me into hell and i will take this place with me.
reblogging partly because this is a truely epic response to a legitimate problem (or stack of problems in a clown suit), but mostly for “fuckballoon.”
“fuckballoon” is a goddamn masterpiece of a word and I adore it