bisexualpixiebabe:

groundlessness-deactivated20240:

Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

Also please note that tetanus shots lose their effectiveness after ten years so if you need to schedule a booster!