fox-trot:

Medicine in Star Wars is getting goofier and goofier I love it

Fic writers take note. No need for research. In a medical emergency your clone trooper medic of choice would canonically simply grab a MedPatch™️ out of their MedPac™️ while their patient takes a deep swig of MedNog™️ and then aggressively stab a fuckin MedSpike™️ directly into their aorta.