June 2025

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

queenlua:

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i’ve ever heard.  i’m stealing this

WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.

gaytanic-panic:

literallyaflame:

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

orcboxer:

hackfurs:

me in the. me in. the. uhm.

it’s snow i think

rosebun7861:

status-quo-hater:

status-quo-hater:

Love for men with “"feminine”“ physical features. "Soft” men, “dainty” men, men with curves, men with hips, men with tits. You aren’t a joke, you’re a living piece of art.

my favorite reblog on this

Such a way with words people on this app have

you know i feel solidarity with trans men. like im obviously moving the other way (trans femme) but i feel like trans men and femboys like me do so much to expand what a man can be. there’s no need to limit manhood, just like there is no need to limit womanhood, or enbyhood. be a man with a rockin’ pair of tits, be curvy, be feminine, hell have a vagina if you so choose. also be the most masculine you can manage if that is your choice too.

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

brainrotdotorg:

william-s-churros:

this is how i envision the dialogue in severance having never watched it and only seeing peoples incomprehensible posts about it

Spoiler: Severance is a show about a white guy in a hallway, it is also aesthetically gorgeous despite being about a white guy in a hallway, it is also weirdly stressful for a show where only like, four actual instances of stressful situations actually occur, it is also confusing as fuck to watch week to week and you would be better served by watching an entire season at once rather than trying to remember what the fuck is going on

syekick-powers:

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that’s just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

ALT

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sweatermuppet:

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

bamsara:

“C'mon you got another year left in you” I say to my boot that has completely fallen apart after 6 years of everyday wear. Nothing a little super glue won’t fix

by-dying-i-live:

soundlessdragon:

soundlessdragon:

Two days ago my husband said “…and he was pissed” and I said “don’t say that around the kids!” so he corrected himself to “and he was liquid angry” and I’ve been laughing since

He is an ungrateful man 😔

starlightnecromancer:

I can’t stand Child free people, as a child free person.

Like I have a legit trigger based in children screaming. That is a PTSD thing from years of abuse when I was a child. So I can’t hardly deal with children in public but guess what!!! That’s a personal problem! I deal with that by not going at times when kids are there! Or by putting in headphones!

But demanding the world become more hostile to children than it already is is just the peak of fucking entitlement.

“Oh but my wonderful anniversary dinner shouldn’t be ruined by the sound of a baby screaming”

Go to a restaurant that doesn’t allow children. They do exist! They tend to be more expensive but they exist! Or! Or! Better yet! Don’t eat out! Rent out somewhere for the night and cook your own damn food!

“I shouldn’t have to listen to a baby screaming on a plane”

That baby is far more uncomfortable than you are. It’s literally in pain because of pressure changes in the cabin. Parents hate it too! There is no good answer for this so suck it up! Get noise canceling headphones and listen to a podcast or a book or music.

Children are human beings. They’re not annoying pets that people happen to create. They have a right to be in public, to exist just like anyone else.

If you want eternal calm and quiet move out to the country and become a fucking hermit.

hellischange:

if you want to actually materially address child abuse, the single most important thing you can do to start is give children the legally enforceable right to leave any situation they no longer want to be in.

church, extracurriculars, summer camps, school classes, their biological family’s houses. notably, these are the places that child abuse is enabled by the child’s inability to just fucking leave if they need to. they can’t walk out of church if their youth pastor touches them inappropriately; they’ll get punished for leaving. if they walk out of their house because their dad hits them, the cops pick them up and give them right back to their dad.

children need the legal autonomy to leave abusive situations in order to even begin to usefully materially address child abuse.

original post by qweerhet because it’s unrebloggable but very important

hyperlexichypatia:

Okay, here’s my criticism of this post I keep seeing – and no, it’s not what you think. I know, my longtime followers who know the kinds of things I post about a lot are probably thinking, “Oh, I know what their objection is going to be. It’s going to be that 18-19 year olds are adults who can date older partners if they choose to.”
But no, that’s not it this time! Yes, I do believe it’s fine for young adults to date older adults if they choose to (and am accordingly rolling my eyes at all the “This should go up to 25!” comments in the notes), but. That’s not my issue here. In fact, precisely because I believe that young adults dating older adults is morally neutral, I’m not at all concerned about the efficacy of the messaging against it.
My concern is that underage minors being in sexual/romantic relationships with adults is actually harmful and dangerous, and therefore young people actually should be warned against it, and this is not an effective warning.

Fellow old people, do y'all remember being 14? At all? Would you have found this warning effective and compelling at that age?

I for sure would not! I did not! Quite the opposite!

Put yourself in the young person’s position here. You have no rights. You’re treated as someone with no agency. Your parents, teachers, government, and society as a whole treats you as some combination of “nuisance,” “ticking time bomb,” and “unthinking blob.” Developmentally, you’re at a phase of life when you should be transitioning to a more adult role, but everyone around you demonizes you for that desire. All your thoughts, feelings, and opinions are dismissed as the inconsequential ravings of Just A Dumb Kid Who Doesn’t Know Any Better. You meet someone who treats you with basic human politeness, tells you that he likes you and that you’re mature, actually treats you like you have two brain cells to rub together. Of course you’re going to be drawn to him. And then when other adults warn you that obviously of course he doesn’t really like you, that’s impossible, of course you’re not really mature, no one could possibly see you that way; actually you’re naive and incapable of making your own decisions, and the way your parents/teachers/society treat you is completely justified.
Are you going to heed those warnings?

Why are adults absolutely constitutionally incapable of giving good, necessary advice to teenagers without fucking insulting them in the process? Of course teenagers don’t listen to it! Why would anyone??

“Oh, well, of course teenagers don’t listen, because they’re stubborn, and immature, and biologically determined to make bad decisions, which is all the more reason they need to be controlled,” say adults, completely oblivious to the actual problem.

When I was a teenager, the big moral panic at the time was teen pregnancy, and we were all inundated with the least effective cautionary tales in the world: “If you get pregnant as a teen, you’ll have to leave your parents’ care and function as an adult!”
Which left every girl who’d intentionally gotten pregnant for the explicit purpose of escaping her abusive parents saying “Yeah, that was the goal.”
And every girl who was looking for a way of escaping her abusive parents to think “What a great idea!”
Today the big moral panic is older partners, but if the appeal of an older partner is that he treats you like someone capable of making your own decisions, why would you be persuaded by a counterargument of “Don’t listen to him, of course you’re not capable of making your own decisions!”?

Again. I’m saying this because I agree that adults dating minors is a bad thing and that minors should be warned against it. EFFECTIVELY.

That said, this is my advice to any 17-or-younger person being pursued by an 18+-year-old partner:
Listen. You deserve so much better than the way society treats you. You deserve to be taken seriously. You deserve to make your own decisions in life. You have a mind of your own, and people should recognize that instead of treating your pesky “free will” as a personal affront or an inconvenient glitch. You can and should think for yourself. You deserve, and I hope you have, relationships with older people who validate those truths about you.
However. You are still legally and materially powerless. I don’t have to tell you that. You live it every day. Someone older than you – and therefore, inherently, legally, more powerful than you – should not be trying to extract things from you. Money, sex, unpaid labor, anything of value. Someone more powerful than you who truly values you, values your friendship, values you as a person, will be mindful of your status and not try to extract anything from you. Cross-age friendships are good. Older people can and should genuinely like and appreciate you, and you can and should genuinely like and appreciate them. But if they try to extract anything from you, run away.

butchhatred:

Kind of a hot take but i dont think we can solve the issue of marginalized people being treated like children without asking ourselves why we treat children like subhuman objects incapable of thinking and undeserving of autonomy

stubbypubby:

stubbypubby:

Me too eevee

Me too eevee

dawhat:

It must be so embarrassing to be named after your parents’ ship name… and then they get divorced in TWO universes. I think I might just use my godlike time travel powers to kill everyone I know over and over and over again.

deanwinchesterapologist:

chill4234-reblogs:

deanwinchesterapologist:

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I’m sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

bgm05:

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

scootsyboots:

kasaneteto:

kasaneteto:

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

i have really great news guys, despite it all

claypigeonpottery:

iamwizzzzz:

the artist is Kenichi Nayaka!

guooey:

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

pokemonheritageposts:

that1nkyone:

that1nkyone:

Watched the new Pokemon episode, and realtalk Ash holding Beedrill like a baby is exactly how I would treat bug Pokemon half the time.

(Context is Ash caught a Kakuna from falling, and it evolved while he was holding it. He was understandably Alarmed, but it’s cool, nobody got stung.)

Series One: you even breathe funny near our hive and we Annihilate You.

Final Series: being baby is Fine actually I don’t care anymore

Pokemon Heritage Post

flareonfloof:

chitterchitter:

katbites:

132 FURRET

crabfisher:

science-whore:

surfingpichu:

science-whore:

surfingpichu:

science-whore:

surfingpichu:

science-whore:

surfingpichu:

science-whore:

surfingpichu:

science-whore:

surfingpichu:

science-whore:

science-whore:

pokémon evolution chains we need

Some important additions:

Because it’s impossible for me not to chime in I wanted to add that glitch pokemon evolutions in Gen 1 are also just on another level.

I present to you: Every single one of these which is possible to achieve in a Gen 1 game

Could you give me the names of those glitch Pokémon 👀

Oh heck yes

The first one of these is actually a TON of different lines but here are some examples:

Things like to evolve into Clefairy idk

An example of the second:

Many Paths, One destination:

Skipping right to the end

And whatever the heck all this is

Thank you for your time please go fourth and make your game throw up pokemon.

Oh god. Now I want to chart all of them.

Is there a dedicated glitch wiki, or did you pull those from Bulba?

These were from Bulbapedia but there IS a dedicated Glitch pokemon Wiki over here

Glitch City Wiki

It’s an archive based on Glitch City Labs which was unfortunately shut down in 2020. Still a great resource for learning about any and all things Glitch Pokemon.

Oh my god. A dedicated wiki. It makes me so happy not to have to run into Fandom’s bullshit 😭

Believe it or not, it was even better when it was a dedicated site. I knew the guy who ran it a long time ago through a forum actually. Really cool dude. Sad to see the site go, but it’s understandable.

You’re breaking me, man

I’m just so proud to watch another person go off the deep end into this.

This is exactly what I hoped to inspire.

Absolutely deranged.

Is it not a thing of beauty? Is this not exactly what you asked for?

I’m absolutely cackling this is amazing. Thank you for making this, you’re doing the lords work.

waysideshrine-deactivated202107:

typenull:

Collab with @animalinvestigator

meticulousdraftsman:

machine-saint:

does anyone have that comic about soulslike bosses where it’s

“amorphous mass of tentacles: okay, I got this

some guy staring into the sunset just called The Captain: oh fuck”

stellaralignment:

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt:

eggshellsareeat:

We have enough to share

just a bit more can’t hurt

anarchistmemecollective:

transgang-deactivated20201105:

you know even if a homeless person or a starving person is in that position because of their own “bad decisions” i don’t care. it doesn’t matter. no supposed financial misstep is enough to condemn someone to homelessness or poverty.

ALT

juneibyou:

yaza-con-queso:

juneibyou:

ALL MY FELLAS

Official All My Fellas Friday

demilypyro:

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don’t feel anything. Don’t stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

smoqueen:

cant even eat salads cause youll get accused of bunny when you get to the lettuces

mousegirlheart:

strawberrylemongrass:

“you have an anxiety disorder” it’s actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!

kuzka:

bramblepatch:

orteil42:

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it’s been clicked. here’s some concept art

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don’t say.

bramblepatch:

orteil42:

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it’s been clicked. here’s some concept art

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don’t say.

t4tails:

scooby doo taught me that the real monsters are the people who put that fucking post on my dash

slimetony:

slimetony:

If you’ve tried to reach out to me in the last 7-8 years and I didn’t get back to you I’m medicated now and I’ll be reaching out to you shortly

I can do this

teaboot:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Just so you know, a normal response to a child breaking something is to first check to see if they got hurt and then if they’re old enough make them help clean it up. And then afterwards explaining to them how to avoid doing that in the future. At no point is yelling necessary to make them understand why they shouldn’t do that.

This also works for teenz. Teenager get drunk? Well, that’s a good opportunity to check in with their mental health and teach them how to drink responsibly in the future. Don’t try to match the amount your boyfriend drinks, Jessica. You have an estrogen system and you’re like four feet tall. Eat some bread.

A lot of people say this method is “too soft” but my dad taught me how to drink when I was fifteen and I never once got yelled at for breaking things and guess who doesn’t go around binge drinking and breaking stuff over peoples heads? Me, that’s who. I didn’t need fear or treats to learn things because I’m not a dog and neither is your child

As someone whose father was the “yell about it” type of parent, I eventually figured out that if he was determined to see everything I did as intentionally malicious no matter what, then I had nothing to lose or gain by putting the effort in and just quit trying. I already knew not to break things on purpose because I wasn’t an idiot, but I had no reason to be polite or generous with HIM because he made it clear through his actions that effort or intent would never be appreciated.

I moved out at 17 and didn’t talk to him again till I was 25.

If your actions show that you are determined to see someone as malicious, they will eventually become malicious.

Tough love like this does not work

postdespair:

cryptvokeeper:

sandmandaddy69:

pangur-and-grim:

puddlebrigade:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don’t look at that either