its so hard to critique poorly written female characters without someone coming out of the woodwork to be like “yeah FUCK that bland bitch mary sue she ruined the franchise” like hm. no actually i dont want to be aligned with you actually. i’m good over here.
The Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Facility is the most integral part of star wars lore and Im frankly insulted and hurt that it did not play a promenant role within Andor Season 1 or 2
my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me
I apologize in advance for overhyping it but this is the hardest I’ve laughed at an internet video in months
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it’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills.
But you know what I love a lot more than <knowledge>?
This uh, new Lamborghini here.
But you know what I like a lot more than the -new Lamborghini here-?
My TedX talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here.
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In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood hills that I had to get installed to hold 2000 new Lamborghinis.
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It’s like the -Buffett- Warren -Billionaire- says. The more you earn, the more you
DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS
in fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here
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the real reason I keep this -Lamborghini- here, is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreaers are still possible. Because it wasn’t that long ago, that I was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood hills
with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account
and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account
and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account
and only 47 ((TedX talks where I talk about Warren Buffett)) in my ((TedX talks where I talk about Warren Buffett)) account
But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini. And another Lamborghini. A few more Lamborghinis: I found 5 Lamborghinis.
I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units.
You must have enough fuel units
You must have enough Lamborghinis
you must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
I’ll see ya on my website’s quick video, and you’ll there you’ll see uh, absolutely
Imagine belonging to a species that don’t reproduce sexually so no-one has parents or children and the whole idea is kinda gross to you. And then you find out that you and ONLY you do have a dad, and not only that! But your dad is a giant spider. Well that happened to my buddy Springer.
fireplace is such a funny word for that. i mean yeah lets not beat around the bush here; its a fire place. the place for fire. the place chosen especially to have fire. fireplace.
I’ve been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she’s old and arthritic and doesn’t like it. and as part of my “training”, I’ve been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I’ve been training him to bite Pangur. so now he’ll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I’VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn’t feel left out). which means that she’ll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she’s been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible
I actually do feel like the “unemployed friend on a Tuesday” meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don’t have a job you’re more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there’s a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.
i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/
Dont paniking! God is in Control! Trust him,read your Bible,and let Gods chosen do their Job! Calm down Bro!The Devil is the Father of all Lies! Whats hitten in the Dark must come out to the Light! Chose to Work for God or the Devil! Its all up to you! Chose the right Side, or trown into the Lake of Fire as written in Joh`s Revelation!Period Bro! My best Wishes for you,Bro & Sis! Günni was here,Halleluja!
well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.
Vikings didn’t have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they’d all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
I took a Norwegian to the Norwegian pavilion at Epcot one time and she immediately bought a horned viking helmet and refused to take it off the whole trip.
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