brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022
seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!
Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?
Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam
I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.
Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes
SE asia brought the thunder
Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:
(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)
the way how you losers use second hand dysphoria as an excuse to genuinely be nasty over other trans people and their autonomy is disgusting and it’s something you gotta suck up and learn to not do. you cannot act like everything and everyone should accommodate your comfortability because that’s a slippery slope into reactionary thinking and also I’m sure other people don’t like being told their bodies make you feel bad. grow up.
i love my fat body and my tits as a trans guy it’s weird to see but it’s something you gotta learn to see and be normalized too. being trans itself is inherently being against a cishet society so we all should extend kindness to all types of trans people. not the ones who uphold eurocentric beauty standards.
One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they can still see in front of them but they are focused on something when in profile!
Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:
Please just use Sparknotes if you’re going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAI shit doesn’t actually know what’s important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I’m begging.
oh my god, there’s whole books series that ALREADY do that. Have they never heard of the No Fear series published by Sparknotes? It puts a plain everyday english translation on the opposite page from the original text, plus character lists with descriptions and helpful commentary.
top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it’s a language model that’s treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it’s got hallucinations
i have this fantasy of being able to show fat loser straight men that they’re really hot, because i’m a girl but my taste in men is a holdover from my gay boy era. it doesn’t usually play out the way it does in my head, though. like they usually just kinda don’t believe me, or sometimes they’ll have suicidal breakdowns in my dms and tell me later it was because they were insecure about only being attractive to a trans girl. i wanna read or write something that’s just about this dynamic actually working out the way i want it to
one interaction i kept seeing on twitter while i was still on there was just, a woman posting some meme about how she likes fat guys or nerds or autistic losers and then being absolutely beat to death in the quote tweets by fucking men trying to call her bluff. like, “they’re lying, btw” or “when they say dadbod they mean chubby linebacker” or “yeah right, i bet this is the nerd shes talking about [stock photo hot guy with glasses]” and then they turn around like “ladies…. if you compliment a man, it’ll be the first time he’s ever heard anything nice in his entire life” like bitch do you want me to fix the male loneliness epidemic or not
According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state.
“Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure.
But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.
One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining.
“Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”
Time to buy more King Arthur Flour!
If you need more reason to support them, they’re worker owned.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
on being raised on fairy tales in which you are the monster // a. m. h.
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ON BEING RAISED ON FAIRY TALES IN WHICH YOU ARE THE MONSTER
young one, there are things in this forest that want to hurt you yes, we mean the forest we are raising you in yes, we mean the forest we will not let you leave young one, the only things in this forest want to hurt you
young one, the things in this forest have claws and fangs yes, we mean claws like the ones on your hands yes, we mean fangs like the ones in your mouth yes, we mean you should avoid things with claws and fangs they are dangerous ang only want to hurt you
young one, everything in this forest needs to be killed they’re dangerous, too dangerous to live yes, we mean this forest that you are in yes, we mean this forest we will not let you leave
the things are so dangerous, young one yes, we mean things like you nothing good lives in this forest that’s why we won’t let anything leave
young one, why are you looking at us like that? why are you barring your fangs, slashing your claws? this is exactly what we mean everything in this forest wants to hurt us everything in this forest needs to be killed
using “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” to mean “yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing” is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it’s a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil’s sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn’t notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like “Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we’re both here at the Devil’s Sacrament, so I don’t think an apology is necessary.”
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, “Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces.”
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, “Thanks. I stole them from the president.”
And the rest of the team was like, “What…the fuck…?” before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
hey, just thought you should know that there is a version of you that exists only in my head and you cannot save her from any of it. anyways sorry for interrupting, what were you talking about again?
@bubblegumgothglados I think the you in my head and the you in real life are functionally one and the same. not sure how you pulled that off…
It’s really funny that Noelle’s mom is so over-protective in every other area of her life, but gives her 100% unmonitored internet access. She thought Noelle couldn’t handle being in the rain too long, meanwhile her daughter’s fighting for her life on the internet as she stumbles into every single creepypasta, all of which are real and trying to kill her.
(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it
the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
The funny thing is, Nilered is supposed to be the unhinged parody, but Nileblue keeps doing extremely dangerous shit that is clearly way more unhinged, but also more skilled.
Edit: Nile Green is the actual scientist, Niles Red and Blue are the same parody guy with two accounts.
Nile Green is very unhinged but skillfull, Nile Red/Blue is just incompetent.
the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
Happy Pride! Stop putting Harry Potter on my dash and I’ll stop blocking motherfuckers on sight. Trans lives are more important than your nostalgia about one series 🏳️⚧️❤️
i hope a major terrorism event hjappens in the next 5 years that makes all superhero films totally unviable. like a guy dressed in a leotard calls himself “the dc marvel” and flies a boeing into the white house
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