June 2025

maykitz:

skykdotidot:

imagine them naked


X-ray goggles for more effective results

Got shit slonked (sloppy style)

dailyquests:

REWARDS: 76 Gold, 81 EXP, Slonked Out Status Effect (11h 59m)

fragranticareviewers:

frogblast-the-ventcore:

cryptotheism:

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

pocketfull-of-pebbles:

ich-bin-khzar:

Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet

stupid-twink-girl:

all my homies hate oganessum

stupid-twink-girl:

blehh old doodle :p

stupid-twink-girl:

stupid-twink-girl:

tayzzyronth-ao3:

dunmertitty:

amygdalan-arm:

amygdalan-arm:

amygdalan-arm:

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

btw their scientific name 🏳️‍⚧️

The coyote (Canis latrans), also known as the American jackal, prairie wolf, or brush wolf, is a species of canine native to North America.

the coyotes are trans…

thememedaddy:

cigaretteuncle:

It’s all about pathetic oversharing and 2 pity likes from your mutuals on here

fart-poop-daily:

fart-poop-daily:

fart-poop-daily:

weaver-z:

fart-poop-daily:

I love gay characters without romantic interests

Glad to see you’re practicing self love <3 peace and harmony to you

STOP REBLOGGING THIS POST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!

keep reblogging it I got dumped

bobacupcake:

video game rocks

ryderdire:

bogos-bint3d:

“THERE IS NO FRIEND INSIDE ME, THERE IS NO PLUEY, AND THERE IS NO DELTARUNE TOMORROW.”

BECAUSE DELTARUNE TODAY

horreurscopes:

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

Two replies, one simply the word yes and the other no with a full stopALT

The duality of a tumble usrt

horreurscopes:

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

vivvy-of-the-lake:

i need everyone to know about office sadgirl.

crappycheese:

nobrashfestivity:

Constantin Brâncusi
Two Penguins, 1911-1914
Marble

tropius:

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

loish:

I’m a character artist, which means landscapes are my enemy. I have an automatic habit of rendering mountains and grass as if it was skin. I struggle to get the sense of scale right - everything feels mid-sized, while it should be epic and grandiose. It’s tough, but I will keep trying! Here’s some assorted environment practice 💪

cosmicretreat:

ft-rj:

treeequeen:

Father just asked me, in response to me picking up our dog; “do you think, if aliens made humans their pets, do you think we’d enjoy being picked up by them” and I had to pretend like I haven’t been on the internet as much as I have

xiranjayzhao:

If you’re a TERF you’re a gender fascist. No other way to spin it. You claim your ideology is about protecting women and children but what it actually necessitates is an overfixation on people’s genitals and the persecution of a minority group that does not actually hold institutional power. You insist on fitting humanity into two strict boxes that do not reflect the true diversity present among 8 billion of us. The moment you start talking about “large gametes”–what the fuck are you doing?

All fascists cloak their actions in protective language. But unless you’re going after the white male billionaire class that actually holds the most power and does the most harm to both humanity and the planet, you’re not protecting anyone and your “resistance” is not worth anything.

ex-girlfiend:

sandmandaddy69:

username-not-registered:

where-was-there-was:

where-was-there-was:

username-not-registered:

banjo15:

its-funnytwittertweets:

Does that mean when its a guy and a girl its yaouri?

No, it’d be y^2 + yao + yur + i^2

you can simplify the i squared into -1

also iirc you could then also take out one y? so:

y(y + ao + ur) -1

which almost brings us back to what banjo15 said

Fuck this I’m going to bed

blignick:

evilwizard:

thegreenaper:

evilwizard:

pezdi-spencer:

evilwizard:

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

uncalled for

whos the lil freak

asharomi:

hiveswap:

hecateisalesbian:

happy pride everybody

catboyriot:

Some commissions from cons earlier this year! ^_^ I love doing these!!!

buddhawithoutorgans:

phluphfy:

doodlee-a:

memewhore:

I don’t even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said “I promise this isn’t a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights”

thesparkinthefire:

It came to me in a vision

hey do you still have that list of monkey transformation affirmations?

girlballs:

gorps:

god i really wish i knew what you were talking about because this sounds incredible. 

hey so wrong blog but I found it

the comments on any one of this person’s videos are incredible by the way. would highly recommend

mycelialmistress:

It’s about the fluidity, sure. It’s about the jiggle. It’s about the stickiness. It’s about enveloping the people you love. It’s about the ability to adapt one’s body to the shape you find most fitting at any given moment. But don’t forget that it’s also about being translucent so you can see the stuff inside of you.

redstonedust:

i think more people should make their ocs fans of real life media. theres something hilarious about being like yeah this is my character prince blackheart darkness of the fallen shadowlands and yes she WAS a warrior cats kid growing up.

recycledoj:

sourcefieldmix:

dongstomper:

sourcefieldmix:

*tent reznor voice* i want to hug you like an animal

i want to feel you from the outside

my whole existence is fun

transmortifried:

transmortifried:

idk why people are still trying to do “hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture” as if that’s a coherent, easily-recognizable category

people in the notes proving my point

queselevaaser:

haystarlight:

kaldurcalms:

Palestinians are stronger than any marine

(Sharing their other link because they have a regularly updated account that they use like a normal person, everyone be normal about this please)

Y'all are going to school while this is happening? Is there even a school?

Even the uni students are doing their level best to continue studying! The isnad foundation and the ihyaa foundation are both fundraising to support uni students continue their studies. Isnad works in the north, ihyaa on the south, and yeah i do mean north and south ghazzah.

Link to the isnad fundraising campaign

Limk to the ihyaa fundraising campaign

official-boob-posts:

girlfriendluvr:

toadprince:

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

kidgecat:

toadprince:

toadprince:

author: her power is that her nipples shoot boiling milk so she has to be topless always

fans: she isn’t sexualized, the author had to draw her like that because its her power. its out of his control.

i hope you all know i didnt make up the example i used

I would rather have not known that thanks

It’s the pink one. I read through the whole wiki page. I need a drink.

That isn’t what this is about. This was a slightly exaggerated description of a demon from Devilman. I will not allow you to imply that I’ve watched that Queen’s Blade shit.

HOW ARE THERE TWO THINGS THIS APPLIES TO

of course it’s an anime

rocktartz:

I have plans that I cannot share with you rn cause I’m afraid the haters will sabotage me.

I said I have plans…

Im stuck in summer figure drawing hell.

Soon… Soon… I’ll be free again.



soon

mudtrash:

I drew my normal Lamb design and then a few days later I was like “I draw Lamb too boring, everyone else’s Lamb is way cooler, and gonna make a cooloer looking one!”

And then I got the line art done for the new one and I was like “Fuck yeah thats sooo much cooler, way more mature~”

And then I pulled up the old one to color pick and was like “Oh… Oh I still like this one actually…”

So now I have two Lamb designs and have no idea which one to make my go to Lamb design in future fanart. Maybe the old one is early days and the new one is after they’ve been leader/god for awhile??

Idk dude at least they both pretty

jawbone-the-tenth:

ssj14goku:

tropius:

ssj14goku:

ssj14goku:

it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great

oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad

You made it feel inadequate

i’m so sorry…………………..

heathcliffbot:

05/23/2025

landsccape:

2022dirt:

Cats on skylights.