new annoying quiz pitch: Kirby Song Title or Yuri Fiction Title
i like this one because whenever i say it, people get really confident, like “this can’t be that hard” and then get immediately stalled at Sherbet Above the Sea of Fog
not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead
and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like “did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring” fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i’ll try that
I feel like 90% of “ancient curses” are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively “all of them”. That’s gotta leave a mark.
never understood students who willingly attend their own graduation ceremony. the entire point of graduating is they can’t force you to attend shit anymore
The valedictorian of the grade above me skipped her graduation
champion behavior. beat the game high scored and peaced OUT
*flies past*
*scoffs* native european birdcall in a north american setting. disbelief UNSUSPENDED
I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.
never understood students who willingly attend their own graduation ceremony. the entire point of graduating is they can’t force you to attend shit anymore
The valedictorian of the grade above me skipped her graduation
champion behavior. beat the game high scored and peaced OUT
*flies past*
*scoffs* native european birdcall in a north american setting. disbelief UNSUSPENDED
I don’t think I realized how funny Cobra Bubbles’ line “It won’t be easy to explain this back at headquarters” is until I remembered that he’s former CIA. He’s going back to the Department of Child Services and will have to explain that aliens exist and that keeping this family together is now a matter of planetary security. It’s gonna be a long week in the office.
I hate how every medical show does the “organ donor is not really dead but everyone is greedily pushing for collection anyway and the brave and noble protagonist doctor is the only one trying to stop it” it makes me almost as angry as the “brave and noble protagonist doctor ignored a DNR and got in trouble with admin but the patient ended up being grateful” trope.
I think if you ignore a DNR the patient should legally be allowed to shock you with the defibrillation paddles if/when they regain consciousness.
Alright, gonna start my rewatch of Breaking Bad. I say rewatch but I don’t remember anything about this show lmao I watched it in the mid 2010s during a bad time in my life so I just don’t think it sunk in.
Any show that starts off with Bryan Cranston in his undies is a good show
As someone who was a vegetarian for a decade, year veggie bacon’s really bad guys
Ok straight up he seems like a far more entertaining chemistry teacher than the one I had if my chemistry teacher was changing the color of fire day one id be an A+ student
Chad’s bad :(
HE ISNT TELLING HIS WIFE dude come the fuck on
Not to be a Walt apologist but I’d have quit that car wash job explosive too.
Y'all were not kidding he chooses to cook meth immediately
“he’s just gonna break bad” title drop!!!!!
Walt attacking the dudes at the shop is pretty fucking LOL
Jesse is wearing two jackets in New Mexico, that’s dysphoria for sure
Oh he actually pulled that trigger he actually almost killed himself holy shit
“I don’t know what’s going on with you Walt” tell her you have cancer tell her you have cancer TELL HER WALT UGH
Skylar star sixty nined Jesse lmfao Walt you’re a fucking idiot
“Milfs? The hells a milf?” Oh baby let me show you
Randomly remembered that concept I made for Leshy’s hypothetical daughter and decided to play with her design a bit by turning her outfit into the style of my Leshy XD
Random fun fact for ya’ll, this sassy lady does actually have a mom.
At some point @faery-the-diamond and I felt like doing one of those silly crossover things with our respective au’s.
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern
I’ve seen people online complaining that Alexander Skarsgard isn’t good casting as Murderbot. I’ll agree, he’s not exactly suited for how Murderbot (the very flawed narrator) expresses itself, but Alexander Skarsgard is EXACTLY what an evil future corp would think a Security Unit should look like.
Murderbot’s outsides do not match what it feels inside, that’s a repeated part of the books. It’s a corporate killing machine slowly finding it’s humanity and building community. This makes the guy who is stereotyped as ‘Manly Viking Warrior’ fantastic casting.
(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don’t, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that’s not true. it’s the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in
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