June 2025

probuccalfat:

STOP DOING SHIT THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATION

transpigeon:

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

anonymousedward:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

Greek philosophers be like

shamebats:

jokeboy:

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

boyboobs:

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

jokeboy:

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

reliqvia:

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

boyboobs:

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

asteroidtroglodyte:

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

notahorseindisguise:

notahorseindisguise:

fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

asked my guards what i should do about it and one of them said “stop relying on convoluted puzzles to protect your castle” and the other said “yeah i agree with him” maybe theyre both liars

mbta-unofficial:

Get inside faggots

homoquartz:

you cannot talk about the homophobic murder of jonathan joss without including in the conversation that he is indigenous.

american indian men are at the 2nd highest risk of death by murder compared to all other ethnic groups. in their lifetimes, 82% of native men report having experienced domestic violence. yet the overwhelming majority of perpetrators are non-natives (88% of native men and 92% of native women who reported violence said their attacker was non-native). what’s more, tribal governments are often stymied in their attempts to bring justice against non-natives, meaning that many of these cases go unresolved.

this was an intersectional attack. the fact that he is indigenous matters, even if the motivation was homophobic, because it made him even more vulnerable and disposable in the eyes of his killer.

as always, look into MMIWP to learn more, and speak up for us. miigwetch, take care

ribbonfinale:

Mr. “Heart of the Cards” over here roasting a guy for not playing with a tournament competitive deck.

meangirls2004:

the energy in this video is unparalleled

escuerzoresucitado:

Where are you sitting?

waterfowl

birds of prey

songbirds

shorebirds

corvids

henry-fox-biggest-stan:

Worst pain

mwestbelle:

tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like “omg unmute it” bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

damazcuz:

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you… can you remember last night? what did we do…? what did… did we hurt someone? bro? why won’t you look at me? what did I do…? whose blood is this…? bro…?

colin-crossing:

my friend hates her mother’s evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

waddei:

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

aquaspiderart:

Mothman Pride Stickers has officially reached its first goal!

That means I’ll be able to print these for the second year in a row! I’m very excited to be making a tradition out of making pride moths!

Of course, the project has plenty of stretch goals as well! Our next stretch goal is less than $100 away, and will unlock our second set of stickers!!

Let’s see how fast we can unlock this second set, and then we’ll be well on our way to unlock the third, too!

Thank you all for your continued support! Let’s keep pushing and unlock all this project has to offer!!

absurdlakefront:

j-sillabub:

kosciuszkovevo:

closecaptionvevo:

interstellar-space-cadet:

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

I just needed this again.

theehorsepusssy:

sharkinablanket:

rhizobiums-deactivated20230217:

obsessionwithmelzara:

rhizobiums-deactivated20230217:

war criminal pussy got me acting unwise

what

what’s not clicking

Prev?????

beardedmrbean:

shubbabang:

The image is a black and white comic. 

The first panel shows a picture of an elaborate house drawn in purple crayon, with two hands framing it as if looking down on the paper. The top left corner says "THEN" in bold letters. A speech bubble coming from the right says "There would be an indoor pool here"

The next panel zooms out to show a child sitting next to the picture, holding a crayon in their hand. They continue to say "And there's a slide from the living room upstairs and a huge tv with a big fluffy couch and a pole from the top floor and-"

The third panel shows the same person, now much older, looking tired. The top left corner says "NOW" in bold letters. The person now says "I want...like...a coffee table."

The last panel is zoomed out, showing the same person, gesturing to the floor in front of them, with the outline of where a coffee table would be. They continue "Right here. And like. Maybe a plant."ALT

haaaaaarper:

much like an earworm this comic bounced around my head until i sat down and forced myself to draw it, is it funny i dont know but whatever is going on up there willed me to draw this

tredlocity:

this whole movie is fuckin wild i love it

liminocre:

wagamaggot:

pankendev:

this would kill a victorian child

no it wouldnt

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines

pocketss:

remove brain

twistcmyk:

thepunkypunk:

trainthief:

trainthief:

sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave 

someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave 

Happy pride month to that rat

normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

THIS!!

THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN

I wanted to point out that Nurse Hadley, the woman in this video, is a hospice nurse. This is what people say to and about patients who don’t have long left to live. The fear of addiction and dependence on pain medication is so strong that people deny their literally dying family members proper pain management. You’re never going to please the “but what about addiction” people, ignore them and take the meds you need to function.

melodyofthevoid:

moonsinkfoxgirl:

catgirlcommie:

huh it is weird how purple is so often used in video games for stuff like corruption or dark magic or whatever

Makes a lot of sense actually:

  • Purple barely occurs in nature
  • is a good contrast color that stands out in most environments and as such can overtake them
  • It is dark enough to benefit from the evil = black association, but is much easier to work with than black and gray in animation
  • It mixes blue, “good“ and red, “evil“ together (while still being vibrant if you want it to be, mixing green and red as an alternative wouldn’t work bc you just end up with brown)
  • associated with royalty and as such with power, and corruption through power
  • green as a poison color doesn’t work for a lot of games bc green is already associated with health, so you need something else

melodyofthevoid:

moonsinkfoxgirl:

catgirlcommie:

huh it is weird how purple is so often used in video games for stuff like corruption or dark magic or whatever

Makes a lot of sense actually:

  • Purple barely occurs in nature
  • is a good contrast color that stands out in most environments and as such can overtake them
  • It is dark enough to benefit from the evil = black association, but is much easier to work with than black and gray in animation
  • It mixes blue, “good“ and red, “evil“ together (while still being vibrant if you want it to be, mixing green and red as an alternative wouldn’t work bc you just end up with brown)
  • associated with royalty and as such with power, and corruption through power
  • green as a poison color doesn’t work for a lot of games bc green is already associated with health, so you need something else

a-book-of-creatures:

thedurvin:

shorthistorian:

theriu:

theriu:

It has just occurred to me that of all the characters in Winnie the Pooh, the only ones that lack both fingerless stuffing hands and faint seam lines (the indications that someone is a stuffed animal) are Rabbit and Owl. Which carries the possible implication that Rabbit and Owl are just a normal rabbit and owl living with a bunch of sentient stuffed animals.

And somehow this makes Rabbit’s constant consternation with all of his neighbors even funnier to me.

Theyre also the only ones with bushy eyebrows and chest and chin floof, and I dont know if thats relevant but it FEELS relevant!

Also someone mentioned Gopher too and OF COURSE, there is absolutely no argument that this whistling little man isn’t just an average (talking) gopher.

The more I examine this the more it feels just so OBVIOUS

You are exactly right! Most of the characters in the stories are based on the real Christopher Robin Milne’s stuffed toys except for Rabbit and Owl who were added for the books and Gopher who is exclusive to the Disney adaptations.

Here are the real Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Kanga, and Eeyore. They currently live at the New York Public Library.

Piglet’s character makes sense when you know he looks like this and is about three inches tall

It’s pretty clear in the books too!

“Owl,” said Rabbit shortly, “you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest - and when I say thinking I mean thinking - you and I must do it.”

valeriapryanikova:

catfish

dionoussu:

hello jackson

gracieblood:

omg

rubensmuse:

uoa:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

peppermintquartz:

gaynfl:

hey sorry not to be an asshole but I saw someone say that a sports team posting about pride month was “pandering” and I need you to log off and touch grass because now more than EVER it’s important that large institutions (and especially those that could easily be right wing like sports teams) show the fuck up for queer and trans people. especially trans people. so no it is not “pandering” to take a stand for a marginalized group of people that are currently under attack for trying to play sports. be so fucking for real

here’s a tip about war: Don’t fight the people who are on your side

escuerzoresucitado:

theconcealedweapon:

This would be such a wonderful sign if it wasn’t for the “our staff are not your children”. Your children aren’t valid targets for your abuse either.

Also, your staff are not your slaves. Do you pay them a living wage?

charl0ttan:

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

senshibignaturals:

gayweeddaddy69:

spaghettioverdose:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China



cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

senshibignaturals:

gayweeddaddy69:

spaghettioverdose:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China



cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

olibavee:

olibavee:

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

gsirvitor:

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat:

reel took me the fuck out