Every day I mourn the irrepairable damage that cringe compilationers have done to the art community as a whole. Fly high possessive undertale selfshippers and amateur flipaclip furry animators. Your legacy will not be in vain and I wish people weren’t so cruel to you
These are all genuinely so beautiful to me. If you don’t think this is love and sincerity in its purest form I don’t know what to tell you
The Blorbo tm is an awful Blorbo to have because she was in one episode and was an exact clone of the main character. and had no plot relevance. aqnd died in the same episode. and no one cared. and a good 90% of the tumblr posts are from around when the episode aired. and its the same on all other social media websites. ugh
having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past
Theory that Rouxls Kaard is actually kinda OP (and that he talks in butchered English because whatever he says in normal speech can automatically become a rule)
i think there should be a herobrine mod that has him just be kind of a jerk to you and form small not so harmful but rather annoying inconveniences like closing doors as you try to walk inside your house or punch you to move you when you’re still for too long
as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA
working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay…….. being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS…. sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is…… literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk… thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out
I am too tired to think about this shit man maybe I’m more demi towards guys than vanilla bisexual because I’ve definitely fallen for men really hard before and then become sexually attracted to them as a result but I’m not usually attracted to guys out of the box you know
Sexuality is weird and there’s nowhere near enough labels to classify it. Don’t worry about it dude/girl :3
yeah I need to stop having mini crashouts on tumblr
ya I mean if I really thought about it there’s probably some microlabel that fits me better than “bisexual lesbian” but I stopped giving a shit a long time ago. These are descriptive terms, not diagnoses, and not everything needs to be described perfectly.
who the fuck cares I’m gonna just fuck whoever I wanna fuck and date whoever I wanna date it doesn’t matter andhcjirjdjcucjdjdjjf
What if you just fucked everyone
Then you get a golden penis skin and pure complete data to make a judgement off of.
people on my post using Paw Patrol as an example of acceptable cops in media bc it’s just for kids… don’t test me i’ll get that little fucker put down too!
a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the “Tumblr SATs”
please elaborate?
it’s all an excruciating blur but the question that finally jolted me awake was: “explain the physical properties of ball bearing mechanisms in the most deniably-horny way possible”
Alright, I wasn’t gonna bother responding when I saw this yesterday but it’s been absolute AMATEUR HOUR with the responses so far. So!
Ball bearing mechanisms can come in many beautiful shapes an sizes, but they all share a common factor: the use of perfectly spherical balls that sit between two objects to stop them from scraping against each other. After all, you don’t want chafing!
The classic ball bearing mechanism is cylindrical, allowing you to squeeze a shaft (called a bore) into the tight hole you want it to sit in. In this mechanism, you put your balls in a cage to hold them in place, thereby binding them tightly to the shaft. As the shaft rotates in one direction, the balls move the opposite direction to provide low-friction motion. However, because even smooth objects can stick together, it’s important to make sure that your balls are properly lubricated before pressing them into the groove of your shaft.
It’s important to choose the right lubrication, too! If your lubricant is too sticky it can cause things to stick together awkwardly, but if it’s too thin for your application it could leak everywhere and make a mess! For tight, presurized systems, a special device is used. Simply squeeze the head of the device into the hole behind the balls and pump your desired lubricant right up into it. If this isn’t practical, you can also use splash lubrication. In this case, the lubricant starts within the system and all the thrusting and rotating of the parts will make sure that everything is fully covered by the time it’s done being used.
In general, ball bearings are classified by the type of load they like to take. For example, if your machine is going to be taking multiple kinds of load, you’ll want a deep groove ball bearing. These provide extra protection to the balls and the shaft, adding flexibility and allowing it to take loads that might make a mess of other ball bearings. On the other hand, if you want to take a deep forceful load directly down the shaft, you’ll need a thrust ball bearing. Thrust bearings are perfect for taking a nice heavy load, but lack the flexibility of some other ball bearings.
Hopefully this has been nice an informative!
congratulations on winning the Tumblr SATs
AND YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKS EVEN HARDER? TAPERRED ROLLER BEARINGS. JUTS LOOK AG THIS SHIT
PURE SEX.
AND EVEN BETTER. SPHERICAL-MISALIGNMENT ROLLER BEARINFS. FOR SHAFTS OF ALL ORIENTATIKN.
I WOULD FUCK THIS BEARING. I WOULD FUCK IT SO HARD. GOD LOOK AT THAT THING SND TELL ME ITS NOT DESIGNED EROTICALLY
Okay I just told my cishet friend about this post and he started talking about the logistical issues involved in fucking roller bearings especially if the fucker was to have foreskin
I don’t know how I’d fuck it but I do know that I desire it carnally
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it’s okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that’s an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it’s used, right
I really feel with the transandrophobia thing it’s that whole thing of ‘bigotry takes a few words to corrupt; anti-bigotry takes an essay to debunk’ cos yous can just say 'transandrophobia truthers are transmisogynists’ but we have to go 'the group is not the individuals; transandrophobia looks out for trans women and wants to work alongside them to………’ and it makes it real easy for people to go 'I ain’t readin all that lol’
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