June 2025

jessaerys:

there’s some people in this website who will add an inane comment on your post and then you go to their blog and you realize with growing horror that they add inane comments to everyone’s post. and i just want to know. what in god’s green earth is wrong with them

luvleymarissa:

16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on tumblr is like winning a grammy

flying-butter:

unpretty:

i checked my last 40 followers and there were only 3 porn bots, i feel left out

You’re probably outside of their demographic. I mean, most people don’t include 700+ years of history to their monsterfucking story.

mearcatsreturns:

mearcatsreturns:

mearcatsreturns:

At least two people are interested, so here are my thoughts on the anti-intellectualism surrounding queer histories and why it matters:

There’s a common misconception that historians are being homophobic or oblivious about queerness, and it’s parroted by not just conservatives but also progressive and queer folks. This tends to call into question historians’ credibility. That’s a huge problem now—misinformation abounds, and delegitimizing history as a discipline harms us. Historical memory and interpretation is a valuable skill, and one that needs to be fostered. My post was an attempt to bridge that misunderstanding between historians and others interested in historical topics. Pardon any typos, as I was metaphorically rampaging and you can’t go back and edit stories.

Also: @qqueenofhades is who to talk to about Richard I and queerness.

@goatsandgangsters @koksu-5-gram

bluesturngold:

it’s okay to be horny for the job job water cooler but you gotta remember they’re non-binary

verbnounadjective:

insomniac-arrest:

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

  1. Bitching and moaning
  2. Hater-ology
  3. Doing a goofy little bit about it
  4. Having a buddy say “that’s so fucked up” at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
  5. Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

im NOT destroying the amulet and its NOT cursed it keeps me safe it keeps me safe it keeps me safe it keeps me safe I keep it safe we keep us safe we keep it safe

sistercara:

diluftmensch:

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

oh shit it uses it/its? its a wretched creature

gayrobot9000:

me, trying to contact my lawyer on my iphone 22: I don’t care how fast I was going i was dropping of pizza

my AI fridge who recognized the word ‘pizza’: uiii i think i’m ; a girl

pokkin:

I think the best search engine was ask jeeves specifically cause using it always conjured the image of a butler delivering your jpegs of pikachu smoking a cigarette on a little silver platter and this was an intentional part of the design

gayrobot9000:

ashes2caches:

it’s the year 2035 and we’ve elected to position a panel of sadistic trans women in charge of all the world’s decisions. it hasn’t fixed every problem, but they have fixed more problems than most people expected.

ghtey should put a panel of sadistic trans women in charge of me

sylviii:

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

a Cuban sandwich: pan Cubano, pork roast, ham, Swiss cheese, mustard, and pickles grilled on a planchaALT

tonyzaret:

fur-bies:

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

gayrobot9000:

no puppies detected

eightyonekilograms:

argumate:

barryogg:

I love that every sci-fi story about Confused Robots has been retroactively legitimised

In fairness, I bet plenty of humans have fucked themselves over via bash in this exact way.

I once read a story (I think literally on bash.org, or maybe Slashdot) about a sysadmin who was cursing Digium for naming their telephone exchange software Asterisk, saying that it fucked him over when trying to do phone support.

Sysadmin: First, run “rm dash rf slash bin slash asterisk”

User: OK…

Sysadmin: Next, run…

User [interrupting]: Wait, it isn’t finished yet

Sysadmin: ?

Sysadmin: !!!

theotherendcomics:

My live action mockumentary dramedy thriller chess movie should be hitting theaters fall 2025

wangleline:

gayrobot9000:

icecat-official:

Distro recommendations were a scam, “arch is not for beginners” and “hard”, even without archinstall it’s just following instructions and worst case looking things up, Debian on the other hand has - like - no packages and things just randomly didn’t work, I couldn’t use another wm than gnome because they wouldn’t display aything (while still working perfectly otherwise) and it told me to flash a CD ROM when I was trying to install anything, which you could just ignore but it was annoying as hell, while on arch everything just works? I have little expertise in computers and could configure things exactly how I wanted them and get every program I want. Don’t listen to the evil voices trying to get you to waste your computer to Mint or god forbid ubuntu, just go straight into arch, nothing will break, you are an invincible soldier sent by god herself, arch is the computing experience of your dreams and everything works out of the box I am so serious.

me when i lie

me when i lie

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

This pics completely sfw so I’ll share it here! made up a new dude who is an office worker feeling unsatisfied w his life until he completely turns it around and becomes a raver bunny boy in his mid 30s

it’s you now, more than ever🌠

greelin:

sure yeah the vampire can come. Inside

fehck:

mousegirlheart:

sylveonsugar:

i miss when pc programs used to have character to them. give me a disk cleanup utility themed around a maid

gayrobot9000:

snailifier:

gayrobot9000:

girl.com/hiring

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snirl.snom/sniring

WHAT !!

cipheramnesia:

I think “slop” is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.

Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it’s not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.

nixiecat:

[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I’m just a little tired today

gayrobot9000:

calocera:

yupppp another bowl of black orbs for breakfast

can’t imagine anything worse than another bowl of black orbs for breakfast

gayrobot9000:

Hello, Linux Developer. My name is Jigsaw. In this “Saw Trap” (as I’ve taken to calling them), there is a wheel in front of you. Your challenge is to leave the room without reinventing it. It works fine. It’s a perfectly good wheel. The door is unlocked.

mortalityplays:

logged into tumblr on desktop for the first time in ages and I knew shinigami eyes had got bad but the degree to which it’s been weaponised against any trans (or intersex) person who doesn’t subscribe to a binary, assimilationist view of gender is absolutely obscene. I went through some of the flagged blogs at the top of my notifications and about a third of them were just transfems who use neopronouns. I hope whatever moderator spiraled out into attacking their own community fixes their head or logs off forever.

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

da-mous:

no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect

no yeah like I totally see how that was traumatizing and why you would feel threatened by the sight of someone like me in the same bathroom as you. um but can I please get to the sink so I can wash my hands

no right it does sound especially bad for you in ways I could never understand. I will say though I’m not sure if I agree that revealing to the man sexually harassing me that I’m trans would have made me safer actually

no you don’t have to call the cops you’re right I’ll just use the men’s. no yeah I should have just listened to you when you said men will just harass women if they share a bathroom. no yeah I’ll hold up a sign saying I’m trans so they know not to hurt me

no yeah it sounds devastating not to be able to get pregnant. no you’re right I’ll never be able to understand what you’re going through

no you’re right, I should just dress masculine so men don’t harass me, it’s my fault for dressing this way

no sorry yeah spaghetti straps probably are too much. no sorry I didn’t think about the possibility there could be children

no you’re right sorry I should have told you I was trans right away. no yeah it does sound really scary and upsetting to find out about my genitalia you’re right

no yeah I’m sorry for trying to trick you. um but I really did just wear this makeup look because I thought it would look cute, that’s all

no like this isn’t a performance sorry I just threw this dress on to run to the pharmacy. uh but thanks for saying I’m slaying boots the house down becky. drag race? no I haven’t seen it

no right sorry I didn’t realize there was a gender neutral bathroom available. you’re right sorry I should be hiding my presence

no sorry yeah I’m being irrational, he probably was just trying to be nice. I’ll stay quiet next time

no sorry like I was actually thinking I’d just keep my shorts on in bed till surgery. no yeah I’m aware there’s risks. no sorry I already know I don’t want to, I don’t need to try it “just once.” um are you interested in other parts of my body or…?

no yeah thanks for letting me know I’m trying too hard with this skirt. I just thought it was cute is all sorry

hyperoperationfractallisation:

deanwinchesterapologist:

Normal people: hey man how’s it going

Guy who loves spreadsheets: can I make you a spreadsheet

Did someone say spreadsheet?

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

but before you can date me.. you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases…

bluesky post from me: but before you can date me... you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases...

reply from fulcrum.gay: how bad could it possibly be i mean there's only seven cases? lemme just look up what you allegedly did

reply from fulcrum.gay: no cute way to put this: it wasn't meant to beALT

starryeyedstray:

hey if you’re the type of writer that’s like me where you tend to write specific scenes first that vaguely weave together into a plot, you might like using obsidian as a writing app.

my frustration with other writing applications is that i will write my scenes out of order and it’s hard to move things around and rearrange them on a regular document.

but with obsidian there’s this canvas feature where you can just write all your scenes and plot moments on these little cards that you can freely rearrange. you can color code them and connect them too.

here’s the canvas i’ve created for my current multi-chapter fic:
(if you zoom in you can see all the text in each card this what it looks like zoomed out)

as you can see, i color code them based off chapters and will group them next to a document card with the working title of the chapter. anything not color-coded are scenes that don’t have a proper place quite yet or it’s just world building references. this app can also be good for note-taking and collecting research!

best of all, it’s FREE!!! the only downside is that if you want your stuff to sync across devices, you do have to pay for that. i constantly hop between my laptop and desktop so i pay for the syncing. but if you write on only one device it’s completely free! EDIT: some reblogs have mentioned that you can apparently link your own personal cloud storage (dropbox, gdrive, icloud, etc.) to obsidian for free! that way you can access your obsidian vaults across multiple devices without the extra fee. i don’t mind supporting the devs but just something to look into if costs is a concern.

i typically use it for organizing my thoughts for a first draft. once i get all the scenes arranged and mostly written out, i will copy and paste them into ellipsus (also free & highly recommended as a google doc alternative) so that they’re all in one document that i can edit.

rat-detector-24:

the-arcade-doctor:

Atomic detected.

max1461:

max1461:

My undergrad modern history class introduced me to a lot of really fascinating primary sources, many of which individually changed my perspective on the world in big ways. I don’t remember all the sources we read, but the three that I’ve thought about most often since then (and which I really recommend people read) are:

In Defense of the Indians by Bartolomé de las Casas

Galeote Pereira’s report on Ming China

The diary of Antera Duke

One of the the really important take-aways from this class, and something that actually I think each of these sources illustrates, is just how new racism as we know it today is. Obviously the people of the past were plenty ethnocentric, plenty parochial and often dealt with other societies with contempt. But the ideas that undergird racism today, ideas about the inherent biological superiority of some races to others, and the dichotomy of cultures into “civilized” (Western) and “uncivilized”, really only emerge in a significant way in the 17th and 18th centuries.

You see this in each of these sources. In In Defense of the Indians, you see this debate where the cultural institutions of early modern Europe were deciding what they thought about these newly-encountered people of the Americas. Far from showing up and immediately going “these people are primitive savages”, which is what most narratives would have you believe, the 16th century Spanish didn’t know what to think of the people of this new world. And their most immediate ideological concern was that these people were not Christian. In the famous Valladolid debate, Las Casas argued not just for the humanity and the civilized nature of the Indians, but also for their legal rights. His opponents, of course, did believe that the Indians were like animals, not really human. But what strikes me is that they had to defend this view! We’re used to engaging with European perspectives on colonialism from, say, the 19th century, where the utter superiority of Europeans was taken absolutely for granted.

What’s striking to me about about Las Casas is that unlike later Europeans to sympathize with colonized people, whose writings often still drip with a kind of paternalistic sense of superiority, Las Casas finds it reasonable to say “the Indians are plenty civilized already” in straightforward terms, and expects that his interlocutors’ ideology is capable of accommodating this, even if they disagree. It’s an interesting perspective.

Then you have Pereira’s report on Ming China. Pereira was a Portuguese sailor captured by Ming officials in an anti-smuggling campaign, who then spent several years in China and wrote a travelogue about his experiences. One of the notable things again here is that there are, as far as I can recall, basically no racial undertones. Pereira is quite impressed with the Ming government, he finds Chinese society astonishingly orderly compared to his European home. He of course does not like that the Chinese are not Christian. But by and large he simply engages with Ming China as a society equal to his own. And why wouldn’t he? In terms of wealth and political power, 16th century China was a society equal to his own, and in fact probably one surpassing it.

The last one of these is the diary of Antera Duke. Antera Duke was an 18th century Efik slave trader from Old Calabar (in what is now Nigeria). He acted as a middle-man, acquiring slaves from farther inland (sometimes even catching them himself) and selling them to Europeans. His diary, written in Nigerian pidgin, mostly acts as a record of his sales. But what’s really interesting to me is the way he talks about his interactions with the Europeans he sells to. It’s clear that Duke views himself as their equal, and assumes that they deal with him as an equal too. At this point in time much of West Africa is controlled by extremely wealthy states that make their money selling slaves into the Atlantic salve trade. In Europe and the Americas white supremacy is a reality, but for a guy like Antera Duke it couldn’t be farther from the experience we see in his diary.

Of course, Duke’s apparent perception here seems in some sense out of time. The period in which he’s writing is near the end of the age in which these slave trading states are successful and prosperous. And there’s something fascinating about how we, as modern readers, know that his European contemporaries did not see him as an equal; by the 18th century, ideas about white racial superiority were well developed. But Africa was still 100 years from being colonized, and these ideas had not spread everywhere.

It’s an interesting perspective to observe.

Of course it’s not like we should be sympathetic to Duke here: he was a rich guy who made his money buying and selling other human beings. But not the sort of rich guy who made his money buying and selling other human beings that we usually hear from in the historical record!

max1461:

max1461:

My undergrad modern history class introduced me to a lot of really fascinating primary sources, many of which individually changed my perspective on the world in big ways. I don’t remember all the sources we read, but the three that I’ve thought about most often since then (and which I really recommend people read) are:

In Defense of the Indians by Bartolomé de las Casas

Galeote Pereira’s report on Ming China

The diary of Antera Duke

One of the the really important take-aways from this class, and something that actually I think each of these sources illustrates, is just how new racism as we know it today is. Obviously the people of the past were plenty ethnocentric, plenty parochial and often dealt with other societies with contempt. But the ideas that undergird racism today, ideas about the inherent biological superiority of some races to others, and the dichotomy of cultures into “civilized” (Western) and “uncivilized”, really only emerge in a significant way in the 17th and 18th centuries.

You see this in each of these sources. In In Defense of the Indians, you see this debate where the cultural institutions of early modern Europe were deciding what they thought about these newly-encountered people of the Americas. Far from showing up and immediately going “these people are primitive savages”, which is what most narratives would have you believe, the 16th century Spanish didn’t know what to think of the people of this new world. And their most immediate ideological concern was that these people were not Christian. In the famous Valladolid debate, Las Casas argued not just for the humanity and the civilized nature of the Indians, but also for their legal rights. His opponents, of course, did believe that the Indians were like animals, not really human. But what strikes me is that they had to defend this view! We’re used to engaging with European perspectives on colonialism from, say, the 19th century, where the utter superiority of Europeans was taken absolutely for granted.

What’s striking to me about about Las Casas is that unlike later Europeans to sympathize with colonized people, whose writings often still drip with a kind of paternalistic sense of superiority, Las Casas finds it reasonable to say “the Indians are plenty civilized already” in straightforward terms, and expects that his interlocutors’ ideology is capable of accommodating this, even if they disagree. It’s an interesting perspective.

Then you have Pereira’s report on Ming China. Pereira was a Portuguese sailor captured by Ming officials in an anti-smuggling campaign, who then spent several years in China and wrote a travelogue about his experiences. One of the notable things again here is that there are, as far as I can recall, basically no racial undertones. Pereira is quite impressed with the Ming government, he finds Chinese society astonishingly orderly compared to his European home. He of course does not like that the Chinese are not Christian. But by and large he simply engages with Ming China as a society equal to his own. And why wouldn’t he? In terms of wealth and political power, 16th century China was a society equal to his own, and in fact probably one surpassing it.

The last one of these is the diary of Antera Duke. Antera Duke was an 18th century Efik slave trader from Old Calabar (in what is now Nigeria). He acted as a middle-man, acquiring slaves from farther inland (sometimes even catching them himself) and selling them to Europeans. His diary, written in Nigerian pidgin, mostly acts as a record of his sales. But what’s really interesting to me is the way he talks about his interactions with the Europeans he sells to. It’s clear that Duke views himself as their equal, and assumes that they deal with him as an equal too. At this point in time much of West Africa is controlled by extremely wealthy states that make their money selling slaves into the Atlantic salve trade. In Europe and the Americas white supremacy is a reality, but for a guy like Antera Duke it couldn’t be farther from the experience we see in his diary.

Of course, Duke’s apparent perception here seems in some sense out of time. The period in which he’s writing is near the end of the age in which these slave trading states are successful and prosperous. And there’s something fascinating about how we, as modern readers, know that his European contemporaries did not see him as an equal; by the 18th century, ideas about white racial superiority were well developed. But Africa was still 100 years from being colonized, and these ideas had not spread everywhere.

It’s an interesting perspective to observe.

Of course it’s not like we should be sympathetic to Duke here: he was a rich guy who made his money buying and selling other human beings. But not the sort of rich guy who made his money buying and selling other human beings that we usually hear from in the historical record!

max1461:

max1461:

No state has a “right to exist”. The purpose of institutions is to serve human beings, and if your institution is slaughtering human beings en masse then it must be stopped. The survival of the institution itself in this scenario is of almost no import.

@hospid0ll

In the crudest terms, yes, that is the take, but I consider this a very misleading way to describe my view.

In particular, my view is that authorities are beholden to all those they have authority over, no more and no fewer. Obviously, drawing the boundary between who is and is not subject to a given authority can be tricky, but in order to create a just world we have to do our best. In any case, if a group of Jewish people (or people of any other ethnicity) want to, you know, gather together somewhere and establish a government which only has authority in their community, whose members are all represented fairly, etc., then that’s absolutely fine by me. In this sense, I consider all people to have the right to self-governance. The problem is that the state of Israel has authority over people who are not fairly represented in its processes of government, and therefore to whom it is not in practice beholden—namely, the Palestinians of the occupied West Bank, and, since the 2007 blockade of Gaza and especially with the current war in Gaza, the Palestinians of Gaza. These are people that the state of Israel is exercising its authority over, and therefore, they become part of the constituency whose needs, just treatment, and fair representation it is responsible for. And currently, it is not making good on that responsibility. There are many names for this arrangement—apartheid, colonialism, etc.—but they all describe the same thing in slightly different permutations.

What I want to stress is that, not just rhetorically but descriptively, when the Israeli state starts exercising itself as a state over Palestinians, it ceases to merely be an example of “Jewish self-government”. It is, especially so long as Jews remains structurally the Israeli ruling class, an example of Jewish government of Palestinians at the expense of Palestinian self-government. That is what I object to.

In simpler terms: among those people that a state in fact governs, one does not get to pick and choose which among them the state has a responsibility to represent. You do not get to look at a state like Israel, which in fact exercises authority over everyone living in Palestine, and describe it as “Jewish self-governance”. That’s not what it is! The entirety of Israel/Palestine is either part of Israeli territory or under Israeli occupation, i.e. subject to the authority of Israel!

Of course, Israel apologists assert that this wholesale occupation, the until-future-notice exercise of Israeli authority over Palestinians without representation, is necessary to maintain the existence of Jewish self-government at all. But, if that’s true (which in fact I don’t think it is), all they’ve done is argue that Jewish self-government can’t exist in a just world. That would be unfortunate: I would like to see a world in which any community of people, with mutual bonds of whatever sort, can establish institutions that serve them and are responsive to their desires according to some fair process. If those people are Jewish and those institutions are state-like, then such an arrangement has a fair claim to be called “Jewish self-governance”. But if those institutions come at the cost of other people being able to do the same, if they “require” the exercise of authority over millions of other people, without equal and fair representation, for a seemingly indefinite period of time, then no, they cannot justly exist.

Institutions are beholden to everyone over whom they exercise authority. They do not get to pick and choose who among these people they must represent the interests of.

max1461:

Polysemy of ought.

To some, “X is bad” means “after all ethical calculations are complete, the existence of X is a net negative”.

To some, “X is bad” means “when doing our ethical calculations, the existence of X contributes a negative term”.

Under the second reading, immediately removing X might still be harmful, because the map from possible worlds to ethical valuations isn’t continuous. Nearby worlds do not necessarily have nearby ethical valuations. The nearest world which lacks X may in fact be worse than our world for various reasons, even if X itself is contributing negatively to our world-valuation.

Much confusion has arisen from this.

max1461:

escuerzoresucitado:

they are really fuckin these snails up

We are entering an era, not quite yet but perhaps soon, in which we will have to worry about neurological security the same way we worry about computer security. That scares me more than climate change, AI, nuclear war, or any other possible near future disaster scenario. If we don’t start thinking about this now, we will see the destruction of the human self, of identity, of individuality, of freedom in its most basic form: the freedom of mind. It will be eroded in service of capital, in service of the state, in service of fear and of ideology and in service of I-know-better-than-you. And it will be attacked for pure personal gain, like a hacker stealing your credit card. Your memories, your choices, your thoughts will cease to be yours.

Technology that can directly manipulate the human brain is the most terrifying technology it is possible for me to conceive of. We have to start thinking seriously about neurosec now, while it’s still just snails. Or it will be too late.

max1461:

nyantara:

socialist reformism in the age of artificial intelligence –

  • all human knowledge belongs to the public commons, and so does ai trained on it. all companies forced to open source both model weights and training logs. ai companies can only sell support and expertise.
  • fingerprinting model output, with penalties for not disclosing model use.
  • public logs and public deliberation for any time on medium university sized gpu clusters.
  • any personal data (~GDPR definition) in any ai model (ie, by default most LLMs) confers a degree of ownership over said model. the right to delete myself from ai models should be granted, necessitating retraining. we bury really large public facing models in hell.

I think this sounds great; it’s approximately what I would expect to fall out of applying ideas about stakeholder-centric government and cooperative economics to the issue of AI-as-it-currently-exists. Unfortunately I think AI-as-it-currently-exists is not going to exist for very long, I think it’s going to fairly quickly evolve into something different (probably a succession of somethings-different) over the next few decades, and since reformism is by definition not an immediate process I think this is probably important to plan for. We don’t live in a cooperative, stakeholder-centric economy right now, and by the time (if we’re lucky) we live under that or any other analogous form of socialism I think the view of AI that this is working off of will likely be obsolete. So I’m not sure how much space there is for policies like these, even if they would be desirable.

escuerzoresucitado:

mashamorevvna:

posting thoughts about an oc with no art & no writing attached to it is so mortifying. here’s blorbo from my brain, yeah she exists exclusively there, but if u harken your ears you can perceive the minute chiming motion of my neurons & taste her transcientness in the wind!

mashamorevvna:

posting thoughts about an oc with no art & no writing attached to it is so mortifying. here’s blorbo from my brain, yeah she exists exclusively there, but if u harken your ears you can perceive the minute chiming motion of my neurons & taste her transcientness in the wind!

c-53:

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

animator-vs-animation:

the-chessboard-is-personal:

knightobreath:

knightobreath:

i want to engineer a rivalry between the mcyt fandom and the osc on the principle of it would be reallyl fucking funny

for my osc followers: isnt MCYT just another DUMB RPF THING? literally what are they even doing shipping GROWN ASS MEN with DICKS and BALLS. your BLORBO BABYGIRL has a WIFE and KIDS. Frankly, Disrespectful. ParasociaL. minecraft as a medium is so lazy too like Hello? Learn How To Animate..? gamers are so annoying . wake up from this Dream SMP alreadyyyyy

for my mcyt followers: dont those STUPID LITTLE SHOWS ABOUT OBJECTS ANNOY YOU??? dumb baby shows like Grow upppp…. fuckinggg going on about Phones and Coins and the Dumbest shit. Whats Next?. Airy? Shity? Penisy? what about shipping Resume with Job Application? we need to put Four BFB into a Blendery

kobolding:

ghostgods:

a bad dream?

The first one is my favorite piece of art ever created and its taken me half a decade to find it

bigwordsandsharpedges:

salty-blue-mage:

ahdok:

papa-manatee:

presidentark:

papa-manatee:

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

I don’t fucking know my man

The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

businesstiramisu:

queenklu:

queenklu:

Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

#way to weaponize the website features good job everyone

beingharsh: