“procrastination won’t work in college” ok so. yes it will. but it’s a lot more dangerous. I always used to hear about how i won’t be able to procrastinate when i get to uni, but really, you can just become an even more dangerous procrastinator. you don’t have a weekly quiz and graded homework to keep you on track. if i decide to not go to intro to quantum for a month because 12pm is too early for me to make it to class and i’d rather eat breakfast, then i can just not, and I can cram the whole thing the night before the final. This does work. I have not done badly on any exams this year despite being a severe procrastinator, and my GPA this year is like a 3.97. However. This does come at the cost of your sanity and health. I cannot recommend this strategy. You should learn to not procrastinate, but you cannot proceed with the mindset that eventually you’ll run out of ability to procrastinate and you’ll be forced to actually do things on time. You can always procrastinate. You just end up sacrificing your health.
“empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes” shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
love when a fan loves a piece of media so much they pursue it
“Man I sure do love this show about people and exploring space, I wish i could do that! ………. I am gonna do that”
This is her on the ISS in her own Star Trek uniform.
I feel like it should be pointed out that she was making a specific Janeway reference here too. Her caption was, “There’s coffee in that nebula’ … ehm, I mean… in that #Dragon” because the Dragon spacecraft was delivering the first espresso machine designed to work in zero gravity to the ISS
Oh my god that’s amazing, gotta reblog for that addition.
today i am dreaming of a world covered with beautiful chip farms and chip factories and chip distribution centers. we can change the entire world to produce as many chips as possible. this is the goal. the dream. our legacy. it must be done. it must be done
all i do is work for fritos lays. all i do is think and breathe friros. all i can do is honor frito lays in all that i can do. this is healthy actually and im doing just fine. dont worry
jacking off to christmas porn on christmas day: arguably one of the most rock bottom experiences someone can have while sober
jacking off to christmas porn on christmas eve: suspicious but not unprecedented. why so eager ?
jacking off to christmas porn the day after christmas: i really wish you would stop using your body “ironically”
jacking off to christmas porn any other time during the winter: festive, sensitive soul, attuned to the changing of seasons & the zeitgeist-erotique
jacking off to christmas porn in the spring, summer or fall: transgressive, unbound by convention and condition, able to see beyond the manifest and apply the particular anywhere, at any time. might just have a christmas fetish – but the line between these things is not as clearly drawn as some might wish
My friend is trying to name herself, and she’s like, “Oh, what’s that name that’s like marmalade, but it’s a name?” and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.
Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think “Newt & Marmalade” sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.
reminder that it dosent matter how much you sugarcoat it, bigots only objective is to make you stop existing, thats everything the alt rigth wants, for the minorities they blame everything on to just disspate into thin air thinking itll solve everything in their lives
There are a group of people of which you only know one detail about each: what social media they use most regularly.
If you had to pick one person of the group that you think you’d be most likely to be friends with, which social media would they use most regularly?
This is Alexandrite, it’s also called “emerald by day, ruby by night”
It changes colour based on whether the light source is from the sun or from a candle.
It does this because Alexandrite strongly absorbs yellow light due to chromium ions in its crystal structure, leaving the other colours behind. Light from the Sun emits all colours, but it peaks in the green, and our eyes are most sensitive to green, so in Sunlight Alexandrite is green.
Incandescent lights are things like candles and filament light bulbs. They also emit all colours of light, but they peak far, far into the red, so there’s not nearly as much green or blue, so under those, Alexandrite is red.
For those confused: the player in dark blue was faking out shooting a basket. The defending player in green fell for the fake out and jumped past the player in blue attempting to block the shot. The player in green then landed out of bounds. The player in dark blue then passed him the ball. Out of reflex the player in green caught it. Since that player was out of bounds and now has the ball the ball is handed back over to the dark blue team.
People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/
Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts
people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul
out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or
teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones
eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul
released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then
maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the
soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to
leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT
be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.
See I know what I’m talking about.
Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).
Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.
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