May 2025

adhd-languages:

i’m obsessed with these…

(From DepthOfWikipedia on Instagram)

biksarddedrak:

squidspawn:

apocrypals:

mcgravin:

creature-wizard:

wormnoodless:

lydiardbell:

weirdreindeer:

“Are you saying that Jesus isn’t fully man” he’s literally not. He’s half deity. Why did you word it like that?

“Jesus was fully human and fully divine” is conventionally accepted doctrine. It’s called the hypostatic union. It’s in the Athanasian creed.

Sounds like wormnoodless is recapitulating Eutychianism (Christ exists in one nature and of two), which was rejected by the Fourth Ecumenical Council in 451, instead adopting Dyophysitism (Jesus Christ is one person of one substance and one hypostasis, with two distinct, inseparable natures: divine and human), which is still the main belief of most major denominations.

Sorry, wormnoodless, you’re a heretic.

@apocrypals, do I have it (mostly) right?

Correct

Anything other than “fully God, fully man” is heretical

#sometimes the nature of tumblr is that someone accidentally reinvents the great schism (1054) all over again

Babe wake up, there is old heresy on Tumblr.com

rotvn:

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

datadegroove:

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

pastadoughie:

dont talk to him hes had a long day & he still has to go to work.

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

calebwittebane:

why not join the fighter’s guild? i hear they’re recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you’ve got the stones for it.

boccher:

i forget that when most people talk about porn they mean boring real life hetslop instead of awesome drawings of girls in cute and unusual situations

hersheychocolateworld:

im being punished for my crimes

helsex:

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

4chan is planning another raid on us!!! What should we do?

marcitlali:

quick somebody finger me!

drowning-lessonz:

daily affirmations

txttletale:

for sale: undertale copy, never played

pastadoughie:

idont evbven like jerrkinhgn off i justdo it so tghe miliatary deatgh squads dontt execuite me by publicc immolation

capacity2:

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

badluckbrian-deactivated:

orbcube:

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

telltaletypist:

me and my gf sexting by sending *fucks you* and *is fucked* and then masturbating to that for an hour

perestroika-hilton:

The he/they was a specialized eunuch class in the late period of the American empire

charl0ttan:

torturer-eel:

charl0ttan:

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

pastadoughie:

theyshould let youu feed dried papaya 2 tummblr bloggers wghen they squeak good 4 ur pleasyres

dragongirlsweetie:

you know if you think about it the whole “don’t mess with gamers… i’m close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp” novelty shirt is kinda funny. imagine a shirt that says “if you displease me i will kill you and absorb your essence”

jame7t:

Sex Patchnotes 2.28

KNOWN ISSUES:

logging off during doggy style may kill everyone on earth

dydney:

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

9cl:

Lemme Repeat That : Im So Real You Could Fuck Me & Itd Be Like VR Porn

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

this is about chronic pain and how people rapidly lose empathy the longer you deal with it btw

what's the best way to fight against British imperialism

irish-american-chan:

I Have To Ask My Dads Permission If Its Ok For Me To Say How On The Internet. But Its Really Great You Will Like It

tonysaintborgi:

eremitical:

eremitical:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

will the sea serpant terrorizing the east coast ever be vanquished and will you play some part in it

irish-american-chan:

irish-american-chan:

Why Is The Serpent Doing That. Has Anyone Asked Yet

Maybe Its Because The Serpent Is Unhappy With Some Policies Or Laws

xenosagaepisodeone:

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

bindigoat:

thanks for playing with me

oil on canvas

transgenderization:

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

chips1977:

the three spider kings of new earth would like to message u

pastadoughie:

she yank on it til i ow ouch owwiee >.<

pastadoughie:

3-25-2025 || made in Microsoft Paint (Win10)

toki-pona:

rockergiirl:

depsidase:

welcome to the rabbit hole that is esoteric programming languages, we have:

don’t forget:

thank you @obfuscatedtruttle1 (youtube page here) for all these videos! no activity on that account for a year but tagging just in case. the youtube channel is still active though :]

if you want to try creating a program in any most of these languages and more, here’s a free online interpreter here where you can select a language and get going right away.

and here’s some snippets from my brief trip into the Esolang Wiki to find those links, looking back at languages I’d already encountered as well as finding new ones.

Text: AHHH (a programming language for the dreadful) is a Turing-complete, cell-based esoteric programming language inspired by the all-consuming dread induced by programming. It was written by Kyle Morgenstein in 2021 to allow for single "screams" ("AHHH" followed by sequences of uppercase and lowercase h's) to be interpreted as runnable code.ALT
Text: The only way to store information in a Hive program is within the ants themselves. Each ant can remember a single (signed) 32-bit integer, to store more complicated information multiple ants have to work together.ALT
Text: 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel is a superset of brainfuck with parallel universes and time travel. It is based on 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel.ALT
Text: Like brainfuck, 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel operates on an array of memory cells initialized to zero. Multiple pointers to memory, and to the program, may coexist in each timeline. The state of the tape is stored as a timeline, allowing programs to rewind time. In addition, programs may create and traverse parallel universes, which are timelines that all execute simultaneously, "below" their parent timeline. Each timeline has its own pointer.ALT
Text: 5D 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel With Multiverse Time Travel is a superset of 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel with parallel universes and time travel. It is based on 5D 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel With Multiverse Time Travel.ALT
Text: The following graphic demonstrates the behavior of parallel timelines. Note that this does not include time travel, as that would make the graphic impossible to read.
There is no graphic included in the image.ALT
Text: Hexagony is a two-dimensional programming language developed by user:Martin Ender. To the best of the author's knowledge it's the first ever 2D language where the instruction pointer moves on a hexagonal grid. Furthermore, the memory layout also resembles a (separate) hexagonal grid. The name is a portmanteau of "hexagon" and "agony", because I expect programming in it to be quite painful.ALT
A block of text above the caption "Example: Hello, World!" The text within the block consists of single characters in a monospace font spaced such that they are aligned to a hexagonal grid. The text is as follows:
    H ; e ;
   l ; d ; *
  ; r ; o ; W
 l ; ; o ; * 4
  3 3 ; @ . >
   ; 2 3 < \
    4 ; * /ALT
Text:
Introduction
ZOMBIE is a programming language designed for Necromancers, particularly evil ones. (Actually, what other sorts are there?) ZOMBIE is an acronym, and stands for Zombie-Oriented Machine-Being Interface Engine.

Design Principles
• The language should allow the necromancer to animate dead bodies, summon and control spirits, and solve any computable problem.
• There should be sensible guarantees against overwriting system memory, monopolising CPU cycles, and releasing malicious entities into the world.
• The language must be inherently evil. ALT
Text: language was inspired by the inner workings of a shotgun.ALT

I love esolangs.

ratbastard69420:

Me when I utilize the nefarious Device to liquefy the creature’s brain

pret-boy:

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who’s infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

gooblegorp:

skippyisntfunny:

boxertheglustick2:

limbobilbo:

gigifluidcat:

cutetrilobite2:

Is that a bug

I just wanted to say thank for all the posts about naming Black female authors because it really made me realize i hadn’t been making an effort to remember or absorb anything about the authors of the books I’d read. I read primarily on kindle these days and if you sync it to a Goodreads not only will it open to the first page of the story it will automatically mark as finished on the last one (skipping any acknowledgments, author bios etc). I hadn’t even stopped to consider what a spoonfed content mill that had become for me. Paying more attention to the authors of the books I read really helped me engage more with the books I was reading and what experiences the authors may have brought to them. I know that wasn’t precisely what your goal was with those posts but I appreciate it all the same.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

honestly it started from a place of like. pushing against complacent white supremacy in hobby reading but now I’ve opened this whole other can of worms discovering that a lot of people have just zero regard for the people who make the art they engage with? which is uuuh. you know, deeply uncool. so it’s very cool to hear that this has jogged something for you in how you’re reading! I hope you’re finding out some neat stuff about authors!

bowditch:

quasi-normalcy:

disredspectful:

fousheezy:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Culture is so obsessed with the idea of lone geniuses that it doesn’t really appreciate that most of the progress of science (and likely every other discipline) occurs collaboratively, in babysteps, and usually through a lot very tedious, utterly unsexy, work.

This is what’s so faulty with our short sighted coverage of scientific discoveries. You hear politicians question why we spend money on science studying insect wings and then decades later that research gets used by NASA for the most efficient way to fold/unfold solar panels on spacecraft. All of science is connected and useful because it enhances our understanding of the universe

When lasers were discovered they were called “a solution without a problem”, noone had any idea what to use them for. Since then they’re revolutionised communications and SO many parts of technology. CDs, DVDs, printing, fast internet, laser etching for making computer chips, laser eye surgery, spectroscopy, LIDAR measurements of weather patterns, barcode scanners, cooling atomic clocks, nuclear fusion, microscopy, LED technology and materials research. I’m probably not even scratching the surface here.

Fund theory and fundamental science research.

It’s actually kind of heartening, lasers; because before they were invented, their only real antecedents in science fiction were things like rayguns and heatrays and what not. But it actually turns out that their usefulness as a weapon is extremely limited, whereas their usefulness for just about everything else is incredible. It’s one of the occasions where we flipped the “Dual Use” coin and it landed very solidly on the good side.

when people complain about wasted funds on things that don’t “help” anyone, like space research, my favorite fact to share is that it was research into small rocket propulsion systems that gave us the mechanism that makes airbags work. space research has literally saved lives.

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk gonna get you

pussyronin:

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

hyperoperationfractallisation:

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

Made in Microsoft Paint (Windows 10)
Commision for @soggiedsocks

Alt Ver. under cut

Keep reading

can u guyz like actually appreciate when i spend 8+ hours loveingly rendering things in microsoft paint or do you only care when i spent 2 minutes on a shitty cat drawing i wrote “omg it a kittycat” in comic sans on ?

I don’t know who you are but ok

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I’m so glad that things like survivorship bias and statistical outliers became memes I wish more critical thinking skills would become widely-understood this way, I’m not kidding let’s get on this

”Turtles are showing up full of straws” “Nobody was trans when I was your age” “Why does everyone have allergies now” “Our ancestors survived without vaccines” “My grandma never had an income or driver’s license and THEY were married for decades” “I’m saving the rest of my medication for later cause I feel better now”

Look at the plane until you understand

My momma used to tell us not to fear the noises we heard in the woods at night because if something designed to kill us wanted to kill us then we wouldn’t hear it coming and at the time it was horrifying and unsettling but now I wish we all had heard that at least once growing up

@coffeegirlfriend Look up survivorship bias on Google, surely this plane will be mentioned somewhere, it’s a popular example