tanoraqui:

sexypeople-contests-2025:

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Morticia Addams

Miss Piggy

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I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”

amazoogle:

weeks having a prime number of days is fucking pissing me off. wanna do something every other day? every three days? four, etc? can’t use day-of-the-week to remember which days to do it on cuz it’ll always be switching around. useless bullshit. joe biden needs to make days 12 weeks long and add some kind of glue to the tap water to make it sticky

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realgoogleclassroom:

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia:

kangarooqueen:

lesbianhouseplant:

femininefreyanyctophile:

madeline-the-bisexual-samurai:

charmingchelicerae:

spaghettihell:

thedoodlewizard:

shark-tranny:

awhspofjasper:

four-leafed-queer-gal:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

biafranism:

madambellepepper:

rightintheghoulies:

epersonae:

foone:

ryo0o0o:

thicc-astronaut:

foone:

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

Usual reasons

Kermit for pope

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junewild:

junewild:

junewild:

socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

the lint trap is a fascinating example of a decomposer. it relies on the environment to bring food in the form of detritus, which it then breaks down into lint. lint traps have relatively long lives in comparison with other species (especially given the recent downward trends in lifespan, which are likely caused by a combination of genetic bottlenecks and poor nutrition). the lint trap has an unusual relationship with fire—some theorize that it uses fire as a tool to increase resource availability, while others believe that its frequent proximity to fire is due to environmental factors

the apex predator of the laundry biome is, of course, the dreaded duvet cover. duvet covers lead solitary lives, and are rarely seen socializing with one another. its preferred prey is socks, although it is an opportunistic eater and will prey upon much larger targets, such as t-shirts, leggings, and even sheets. aside from its large territory and antisocial nature, its behaviors are poorly known and highly controversial. one major theory is that the duvet cover is an ambush predator, lying in wait for its prey. another is that the duvet cover seeks out prey, using its superior size and large mouth to overwhelm its victims in a matter of seconds. a third, less popular supposition is that the duvet cover lures its victims to it by mimicking the laundry bag, a preferred shelter for many residents of the laundry biome. more research on this topic is necessary

icantdecideonafandom:

juju-fisher:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

mxbutchtwink:

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

I couldn’t find any sources for this myth. However, other examples exist of transgender-ish and/or intersex-ish stories in Greek mythology. Like Tiresias who was changed into a woman and then back into a man by the goddess Hera, both times for interrupting sex between two consenting snakes, Caenis who was assaulted by Poseidon and demanded to be turned into a man, which Poseidon did to atone for his wrongdoing, and the story of Hermaphrodite, who was merged with a nymph and became both female and male. Or the story of Iphis, an assigned female person raised as a boy who prayed to the gods to be turned physically into a man so that he could marry a woman named Ianthe.

There was also the cult of the male Aphrodite, who was a depiction of Aphrodite who was male. Members of the cult would cross-dress as a part of rituals and in a modern perspective and interpretation, given that Aphrodite was born from the remains of some cut-off male genitals, it’s absolutely possible to read Aphrodite as transfeminine.

Also also the god Dionysus in some versions of the myths was raised as a girl and didn’t much care for it so is a figure often associated with androgyny. And worshipers of Dionysus did and still do often break down cultural norms.

Not to mention that the creation of man is often attributed to Prometheus and Athena. Not Apollo. And the creation of Pandora (the first woman) was a team effort. Also the current race of humans is supposed to exist because an old couple that survived a great flood were were told to throw rocks over their shoulders and those rocks turned into humans.

There’s a lot of really cool gender based myths out there but none that I could find involved a drunken Apollo. If you want a trans-ish myth that’s way older than the Greeks look up the Akkadian version of Ishtar’s descent into the underworld where she is rescued by an intersex/gender ambiguous person named Asu-shu-namir.

Basically.

“Two consenting snakes”.

That made me spit out my drink.

“I cast trans your gender” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all fucking day dude

ferrousferrule:

fadagaski:

c-is-for-circinate:

flavoracle:

languill:

It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

I took calculus my senior year of high school, and I really liked the way our teacher framed this on the first day of class.

He asked somebody to raise their hand and ask him when we would use calculus in our everyday life. So one student rose their hand and asked, “When are we going to use this in our everyday life?”

“NEVER!!” the teacher exclaimed. “You will never use calculus in your normal, everyday life. In fact, very few of you will use it in your professional careers either.” Then he paused. “So would you like to know why should care?”

Several us nodded.

He picked out one of the varsity football players in the class. “You practice football a lot during the week, right Tim?” asked the teacher.

“Yeah,” replied Tim. “Almost every day.”

“Do you and your teammates ever lift weights during practice?”

“Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays we spend a lot of practice in the weight room.”

“But why?” asked the teacher. “Is there ever going to be a play your coach tells you use during a game that requires you to bench press the other team?”

“No, of course not.”

“Then why lift weights?”

“Because it makes us stronger,” said Tim.

“Bingo!!” said the teacher. “It’s the same thing with calculus. You’re not here because you’re going to use calculus in your everyday life. You’re here because calculus is weightlifting for your brain.”

And I’ve never forgotten that.

THIS.

When it’s taught right, learning math teaches you logic and how to organize your brain, how to take a problem one step at a time and make sure every step can bear weight before you move to the next one.  Most adults don’t need to know integrals, but goddamn if I don’t wish everyone making arguments on the internet understood geometric proofs.

Scientific concepts broaden our understanding of how the world is put together, which does not mean that most adults ever really understand how light is refracted through a lens or why spinning copper wire creates electricity–and they don’t need to.  But science classes in general are meant to teach the scientific method: how to make observations and use them to draw conclusions, how to test those conclusions, how to be wrong and grow stronger from it.

History isn’t about dates and names of battles, it’s about people, patterns, things we’ve tried before and ought to learn from.  It’s about how everything is linked, how changing one circumstance can lead to changes in fifty others, cascading infinitely.  Literature is about critical thinking, pattern recognition, learning to listen to what somebody is saying and decide what it means to you, how you feel about it, and what you want to do with it.

Some facts matter: every adult should know how to read a graph, how global warming works, some of the basic themes and symbols that crop up in every piece of fiction.  But ultimately, content is less important later in life than context.

The good thing is, students who learn the content are likely to pick up at least some of the context, some of the patterns of thinking, even if they don’t realize it.  (The unfortunate thing is how the current educational system prioritizes content so much that a lot of students, and a lot of adults, don’t see the point in learning either, and teachers are overworked and held to standardize test grading scales such that it’s hard for them to emphasize patterns of thinking over rote memorization, etc etc etc, but that is a whole different discussion.)

I would also add that giving as broad an education to as many as possible gives everyone the opportunity to follow a career that might use calculus. Or colour theory. Or electromagnetism. Or [insert specialism here]. If we gatekeep specialisms, those careers are only available for the ones who were privileged enough to have the background training. That’s why Classics as a degree subject is full of private school kids: it’s not offered in state education.

And when you gatekeep classics you get people who turn up their nose when people enjoy things ‘the wrong way’ like some (thankfully few) of the comments on the video of the girls playing Vivaldi on their marimbas with such joy.

persianmom:

your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way

anexperimentallife:

thememedaddy:

He heard about the pope

thehummingbirdsmatter:

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn’t know what today’s date was

captainkirkk:

What they don’t tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn’t accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you’re further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

gallusrostromegalus:

draconym:

ariaste:

petranaradulovic:

brunhiddensmusings:

redwaltz:

bigscaryd:

atombombtom:

atombombtom:

atombombtom:

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there’s this part that’s like “can we get a ring cam!” and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I’m just like fuck she’s so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there’s a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it’s not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

It’s not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

Like that one time they couldn’t figure out why Kermit’s audio was so garbage… then realized they’d put the mic on him instead of the performer.

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog

they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him

rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

I have met a muppet-like puppet in real life and when I tell you that my brain was hacked FUCKING INSTANTLY….. It was a person, I swear it was a person. I asked it for a hug (no i was not 5 years old, i was like 28 at this time). i genuinely don’t know what came over me, it was just. It was a person???? Witchcraft

A couple years ago, I was invited to the birthday party of one of my former preschool students. I decided to bring my teaching puppet (a big rat) along because I knew several other kids from that class would be there, and she was always a huge hit with them.

They were, of course, very excited to see her. But what surprised me was that after the kids ran off to play in the sprinkler, the parents around me struck up conversation with the puppet. They continued for at least fifteen minutes, asking her questions like, “how long have you been teaching?” and “eaten out of any good dumpsters lately?” until one dad exclaimed “why have I been talking to a rat puppet this whole time!”

There’s a guy who comes to the Denver Museum of Nature and Science with life size Skeleton puppets of mammoth/young T-Rex that he wears. You can fully see him in the middle of the skeleton, and it’s a SKELETON, but absolutely everyone interacts with the puppets like they’re living, breathing animals. I watched multiple people attempt to feed pretzels to the baby rex.

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kaiasky:

abalidoth:

foone:

I wonder what fiction has the biggest original content to fanfic ratio.

Folgers incest commercial?

Goncharov?

Goncharov divides by zero and destroys the universe.

nkvictory:

novacalloway:

novacalloway:

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

Forgot to add the picture

This is a legit missing person’s case and not some sleeze trying to find their ex, btw: https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/missing-denver-woman-police-investigate/73-4088e23b-3e57-4ec6-9da3-afbbc0f561ac

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

sympathischeufos:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride

ALT

You’re right. How could I forget to credit anime for its role in putting the special character in the secret torture facility (for science).

Genuine question: Isn’t this just Bond villainy and/or medieval torture dungeon? Or what kind of facility are we talking about?

The Facility is a critically important part here. See it’s a Science Facility. It’s run by a very shady clandestine organization, which is incredibly powerful. They’re maybe part of the government, or if not the government then something Illuminati-like.

As such The Facility is very high tech, and likely buried underground or hidden somewhere no normal person can access. The Torture being done is for Science, which the Facility is for. It’s all scientists in lab coats doing the torture. There is so much lab equipment and probably a lot of devices hooked up to the special character which will beep and go off the charts when the special character has a violent mind explosion. This part is important.

A lot of really good mentions in the notes here

• Mewtwo
• Secrets of Nimh
• Wolverine
• Akira
• Elfen Lied
• Shadow the Hedgehog

And a special mention to the couple of people identifying that a 12-year-old stuck in school all day is, perhaps, in a way, a special character being tortured in the science facility.

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trooth:

when i was 8 i wrote this list of “new” children’s names with the conviction i was predicting the future

Tag yourself I’m Sakhpobe

drchucktingle:

defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER

jaffacake6:

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

Growing up, one of the things that was a regular ritual for me was to read the micky mouse magazine, and to play with whatever little knickknack they came with that week until it was thoroughly destroyed.

I’d often skip to the pages with the jokes, right around the middle of the magazine- I was terrible at telling jokes. My own attempts at jokes would often be completely abstract- I did understand, on some level, that part of humor was a subversion of expectation. I remember, in particular, thinking up a joke I thought was totally hilarious. It went something like… “Imagine if you were in a haunted mansion…* and then you fell through a trapdoor! but then… it started raining McDonalds** coupons on you!”

It absolutely crushed me that my older sister didn’t think this was even a little bit funny. She did laugh, but it was at how funny I thought it was.

My jokes did get better, with time, and careful study. When it came to the comics themselves, I had little interest in the ones that featured Mickey, or… most of the cast, really. Donald was the one who really caught my eye. In almost every story, he’d end up being the one who catches the short end of the (slap)stick, with his misery being the thing that is funny. That’s not what I read those stories for, though.

Every now and then, one of the comics would have Donald being triumphant, cool, and competent- especially when he’d don his secondary identity as- huh. Just discovered that the english name for that identity is “The Duck Avenger.” What a downgrade. Over here, his name was Phantomias, which I hope we can all agree is objectively cooler.

My shelf must’ve had… hundreds, if not thousands of those slim magazines at some point… precariously bending the wood they were placed on near the top, where I could reach them from my bunk bed, a steadily growing repository to pick from. It reminds me of how I now listen to podcasts or comfortably familiar youtube videos to fall asleep- (not that I didn’t usually finish settling in for night with one audiobook or another. Der Liebe Herr Teufel my beloved…)

I do realize that this might seem like pointless rambling, and like the image up there was placed by mistake- but, if I’ve learned anything about humor and people in the time since my childhood, it’s that everyone loves an underduck story.***

[ID: A stock image of a male mallard. End ID]

kelpiehoof:

th1rdt3chnician:

who up hating pop psychology

Image description: The stick figure violence meme with the following words in the middle:

“narc abuse” “male/female brain” “dark empath” “love language” “MBTI” “surviving a sociopath” “traumadumping” “borderline abuse” “brain not fully developed til 25” “toxic”.

(Stick Figure Violence refers to six stick figure cartoons that are bloody, gruesome and committing violent acts of murder and cannibalism against each other.)

ID end.

amygdalae:

My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they’re not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

iguanodonwildman:

thankyourluckystars13:

talentlesshuman:

talentlesshuman:

Vent art

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I’m really not apologetic with this hard stance, either. I’m very firm on this, too. My art has already been used, twice now by people who did not ask my permission, so they could “enhance it” with Gen AI. I really see nothing good coming from generative AI except poor excuses for laziness and glorified search engines that don’t work.

This is an important time to make the distinction between generative and analytical AI. Analytical AI is what AI is supposed to be for. It’s all the boring stuff like analyzing data for patterns. For example, you probably heard about that AI that was designed to tell apart bear claws from croissants for a bakery that is now being used to detect cancer cells with greater accuracy than human doctors. That’s an analytical AI, while everything mentioned in the post above is generative AI. (Which sucks!)

carby:

catladymasterofsqirl:

nintendoaesthetic:

catladymasterofsqirl:

carby:

carby:

oh good oh boy oh golly gee my city police dept has robot dogs now. that’s so fun. hey siri where is the weak point of a boston dynamics quadroped located

We need her now

Did u find out where it is btw because i think it should be basic knowledge for the public for safety reasons

https://www.vice.com/en/article/how-to-defeat-a-boston-dynamics-robot-spot-in-mortal-combat/ (via @mrconditionalclause)

THANK YOU @lazer-4 @arsontapir @beanies-in-the-clouds @nirvanabrainrot

And also @lee1504 GET THEM WE SPREAD

Bless. Reblogging for unrelated reasonssss

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traingirlbogthing:

intosnarkness:

azriona:

madenthusiasms:

intosnarkness:

if i tell you my response to the “ao3 got scraped for genai again” thing is to write a story about how jd vance killed the pope because he was in heat and the pope wouldn’t knot him and it’s 1036 words, how many of you would call my mother to have her check on me?

I’d tell you it was brilliant and start omegaverse RPFing half the administration.

I’d complain that you hadn’t included the link.

It’s here and exactly as cursed as you think it will be: Ezekiel 23:20

i can’t possibly fathom why. looks normal to me.

This is so delightfully cursed

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transhuman-priestess:

transhuman-priestess:

You guys do know you’re supposed to reblog things, right

“well i like this post but i’m worried my followers might not” fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

Look, if I, with my deeply closeted furry tendencies and crippling social anxiety, can summon the psychological fortitude to reblog the werewolf boyfriend pineapple post every single time I see it, so can you.

daughter-heir:

backofthebookshelf:

prokopetz:

“It doesn’t help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn’t literally work you to death” like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who’ve worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it’s a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

The FAA had to explicitly make rules about how long pilots have to have off between shifts, and how far away from their home you can pin their home airport, because it doesn’t mean shit that someone has 10 hours between shifts if they have a 2 hour commute each way. They had to make these rules because multiple passenger airplanes crashed because the pilots were exhausted from tight scheduling. Employers won’t just work you to death, they’ll take a hundred random customers with you.

Happy belated Workers’ Memorial Day, celebrated April 28th

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

It’s the ambiguously muted blue backdrop that is killing me

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animentality:

I see the radfems out there saying that every man who’s ever been born is a psychopath who’s constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn’t do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said “easy.” And then they left.

And it’s like.

I don’t think radfems go outside.

Toxic radfems and MRAs would bond so easily over the fact that they never go outside because they’re absolutely terrified of roughly half the human race

leebrontide:

An explainer for why I don’t fuck with algorithmic social media

If you give a pigeon a little button to peck that releases pigeon food, it will push the button when it’s hungry.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food every 5 pecks, it will peck it more often.

If you give a pigeon a button to peck that releases food at a randomly selected, always shifting number of pecks, the pigeon will peck that fucking button all day long.

Algorithm based social media is not set up to give you the best most fun stuff all the time, it is set up to give you a bunch of stress and nothingness with a randomized reward of something that actually makes you happy, because they want you pecking that button all damn day. It is a slot machine of content, meant to keep you putting in quarters made of your time and attention till you’ve nothing left.

At least if I’m having a shit day on my own Tumblr home feed it’s because I’ve made a bad choice about who to follow and I can fix it.

notswush:

Can you watch over My little boy please ? He lacks absolutely everything

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miggylol:

spongebobssquarepants:

I thought I knew what Fortnite was until Marshello somehow played a… Concert in it? In a shooting game?

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teaboot:

teaboot:

sliceofdyke:

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

frivolous bruno mars I’d throw a parade for you

Love what’s happening here

Seattle Bruno Mars I’d see the Cascades for you

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. “it’s easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!” okay. you’re a space alien.

“survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times” what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

oh shit here we go again

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

persianmom:

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

dead-generations:

femmenietzsche:

femmenietzsche:

femmenietzsche:

Thinking about the history of Prussia and shaking my head in disbelief

However, in July 1750, the Prussian king teasingly wrote to his gay secretary and reader, Claude Étienne Darget: “Mes hémorroïdes saluent affectueusement votre v[erge]” (‘My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your cock’), which strongly suggests that he was sexually involved with men.[7][8]

This isn’t even that weird, the Teutonic Knights going Protestant is much stranger

To muddy Frederick’s homosexual reputation, Frederick’s physician von Zimmermann claimed that Frederick had convinced himself that he was impotent[85] due to a minor deformity he had received during an operation to cure gonorrhea in 1733. According to Zimmermann, Frederick pretended to be homosexual in order to appear as still virile and capable of intercourse, albeit with men.[72] This story is doubted by biographer Wolfgang Burgdorf, who is of the opinion that “Frederick had a physical disgust of women” and therefore “was unable to sleep with them”.[86][87] The surgeon Gottlieb Engel, who prepared Frederick’s body for burial, indignantly contested Zimmerman’s story, saying the king’s genitalia were “complete and perfect as those of any healthy man”. [88] In similar terms, the doctors who were involved in washing Frederick’s corpse on 17 August 1786 reported that the recently deceased king showed no abnormalities whatsoever in the genitals. Ollenroth, Rosenmeyer and Liebert, the three surgeons of the 1st Life Guards Battalion, wrote that “the blessed king’s external birth parts were healthy and not mutilated”. “The two testicles were in their natural position without the slightest defect; the spermatic cord could be clearly felt up to the entrance of the abdominal ring without the least hardening or distention; the male member was of natural size; there was not the slightest bit in the soft parts of the pubic region characteristic of a scar or induration, or of any disease ever involving these parts.”[89]

This bit’s a li'l weird

“Our faggot king’s cock was good and normal, as our crack corpse cock examination team has demonstrated. We reject all slanderous declarations that he was merely gay for clout.”

dogfancier:

Can’t Run, irish greyhound owned by Denis O'Leary, winner of the Irish Cup. 1938

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voices-in-dark-violets-head:

Shit girl, this furry porn is fucked. I just saw a guy post something with the tag “living_condom” or some similar shit, and everyone around him turned gay, came twice and then fell unconscious. People aren’t even posting callouts about him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is drawing impregnation and mating_press. I think I just saw the tag “urethral_birth” two posts over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I cast Power Word: all_the_way_through

dduane:

simmeons:

In case anyone wanted; James Doohan knew about all the Spirk porn, and in fact wanted a copy for himself. He also seemed rather bored by the fact he was only ever drawn with women. Someone draw him some Scotty yaoi asap!

This came up in conversation briefly when we were on a Star Trek cruise in the late 80s. So: can confirm. :)

were–ralph:

dailyquests:

• Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

verdantry:

CRIED BC OF THIS

normalbeing404:

qqchurch:

I’m surprised it’s only 20 objects

were–ralph:

dailyquests:

• Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

brightlotusmoon:

ill-crawl-home-to-her:

ill-crawl-home-to-her:

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

“They’re written by a woman” “they’re written by a man” is just another way gen z has reinvented gender norms but make it cool and edgy and a little queer and hopefully no one will notice that they’ve reinvented gender norms and actually are misogynistic

bacony-cakes:

frogblast-the-ventcore:

itzphynix:

The tweets & some replies, exactly as they are.

Do not harass anyone in these screenshots. Trans women are women. Trans men are men.

By op: “The one cis guy in my Discord server has just made a remark about how he’s been surrounding himself with trans people online for the last seven or eight years”

By op: “‘Are people not allowed to be cis and hang out with tr—’ No. No they’re not. All of your grunglers are now snoymoders. I have decided, it’s final. Next question”

By a replier: “Begin the crackening,”
By op: “The motherfucker won’t crack!”

By a different replier: “Chaser or egg, call it”
By op: “Well he’s not chasing anyone so it’s got to be the other thing”

By tumblr poster: “Saw a tweet of someone going like 'there’s a cis guy in our discord (the only cis guy in our discord) who only hangs out with mostly trans people….well at least he’s cis for now 👀’ and it’s like….can we not?”

By op: “Good news everybody, the he/theys on Tumblr found this Tweet.” This was a reply on the original post, alongside a screenshot of the tumblr post.

Well said.

I love these tags from that Hozier post for the same reason:

prev’s tags

princessbento:

meatswitch-deactivated20231107:

mysharona1987:

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

brucie baby lore

birthdaysongs:

marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake

ross-hollander:

A strange prototype with just one extra digit on the feet.

icealeen:

more-oc-questions:

I’m curious–how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

the-lumpfish-king:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

Courageous Caesar Salad

Y'know. Instead of Chicken Caesar Salad

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

There is an emptiness in me

Perhaps you should fill that with something, maybe something made of leafy greens, maybe something with a lot of knives in it

Perhaps some crunchy bits of old bread, as well

redfagdiver:

gutterselkie:

waxwing-ed:

waxwing-ed:

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in “good at it” spaces

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I’m such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol